Author Topic: My Little Pony (Read 1415 times)

eskimo2 · « **on:** June 29, 2005, 07:58:33 PM »

I love being the father to my three daughters; I can’t imagine having boys. I’m OK with Barbie dolls, tea parties, princess stuff, etc. My daughters play pirates and Legos enough to balance things out. All of the girl stuff is fine, except for one thing: My Little Pony. Barney is sophisticated and macho compared to My Little Pony. The only thing I hate more than My Little Pony toys are My Little Pony movies. Pure stupid cutesy-smarm gets even worse with voices. If I ever met someone who did an animation voice for a My Little Pony character, I think that I would kill them with my bare hands just as a reflex. When my kids get in trouble, My Little Pony is the first toy I take away. I hide them hoping that they will forget about them. I honestly fear that playing with these toys will turn my daughters into clueless ultrafeminine Precious Moments / Beanie Baby collecting annoying spinsters. Fathers of young daughters, you know what I’m talking about.

Due to my regards of My Little Pony, the prevalence of the P-51D Mustang in the MA and the obvious mustang-pony name connection, I present a plane that can join the ranks of the Barbiefire and the El-Gay-Seven:

The My Little Pony P-51D

You can download your own My Little Pony P-51D skin at http://www.ah-skins.com/index.php ; your five year old daughter or sissy runstang squadmate will love you for it.

eskimo

TheThang · « **Reply #1 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:04:15 PM »

you have a lot of anger =)

JB73 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:15:07 PM »

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!11111ONEONEONE

OMG LOL HAHA that is one of your best EVAR!

thats up there with the barbiefire!

Charon · « **Reply #3 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:16:44 PM »

I like the rainbow shooting out of its ass. Nice touch.

Charon

eskimo2 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 29, 2005, 08:35:47 PM »

Here are the other two:

eskimo

slimm50 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 29, 2005, 09:40:38 PM »

Eskimo, you're demented.

jpeg · « **Reply #6 on:** June 29, 2005, 09:48:33 PM »

Oh the humanity...

Midnight · « **Reply #7 on:** June 29, 2005, 10:13:51 PM »

It would be funny, but you have to think.... Anyone who would take the time to do this kind of thing once is just doing it to be funny, twice and they have issues, three times, and they have the mental fixations of a serial killer or some other type of serious psychopath. Eskimo.. you should seek profesional help... really.

Lazerr · « **Reply #8 on:** June 29, 2005, 10:42:31 PM »

You made fun of his ride eskimo, now he is mad at you.

2bighorn · « **Reply #9 on:** June 29, 2005, 10:49:57 PM »

I wouldn't mind flying Barbiefire in MA...

JB73 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 29, 2005, 11:28:04 PM »

sometimes i really wuv you eskimo!!! LMFAO!!!!

you have a way of making me feel beter when im PO'd LOL

Grits · « **Reply #11 on:** June 29, 2005, 11:44:24 PM »

Eskimo, you really want to stir up some Jim Jones type fanatics, do a "Strawberry Shortcake" P-38.

jamusta · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2005, 12:25:28 AM »

ok ok ok hahaha the 51 is funny but your are pushing it... IF YOU TOUCH THE P38 YOU WILL HAVE GONE TO FAR!!!!!

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2005, 12:40:20 AM »

we need one day per year or something for the weird stuff... maybe april 1st?

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2005, 01:24:56 AM »