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Offline navajoboy

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Arm Chair g3n3rals!
« on: June 30, 2005, 10:21:36 AM »
Who are the arm chair generals i always hear about?

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153698

Lets see names!

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Offline rshubert

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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2005, 11:49:47 AM »
Me!!! MEE!!!

I wanna be a General.  

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
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Offline XrightyX

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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2005, 12:31:47 PM »
Morpheus.  Definitely.  :D He's always going on about how we should join his missions to capture bases and win the war.  Yells at people for not taking out FHs on the first pass.  Heck, I've heard him berate his own squaddies for not taking out the ammo/radar factories quick enough.  :lol
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Offline Furball

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« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2005, 12:38:00 PM »
We had one the other night - slimpkin?? something like that, was getting an ear bashing while trying to fight; about what we should do, then he was crying about a spit shooting him down.  I am not one to enjoy constant chatter on vox - it really bugs me. So i eloquently told him to be quiet....

at which point he squelched me.

oh well! bothered!
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Offline YUCCA

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« Reply #4 on: June 30, 2005, 06:24:50 PM »
You're obviously talkin about me.  Now enough bantering and follow through with your orders and be my bait.
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2005, 09:15:55 PM »
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Originally posted by YUCCA
You're obviously talkin about me.  Now enough bantering and follow through with your orders and be my bait.



^^^^^

He is the worst one!
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« Reply #6 on: June 30, 2005, 10:16:52 PM »
navajo, watch for the following words or phrases:
Waisting vaulualable resorces. Sutpid furbalers. Jabo. Get teh town down. Quite waisting time. Who's the goon. Strat. Mission. Pork. Hangers. Tehy killd troops. Join. NOE. ALL hangers ded.

Chances are, if you see these, its a general or one of his lapdogs. Morph is one of the worst, but since he's hit puberty, his voice started cracking and we laughed him off the vox channel. He's been relatively quiet since then.

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Offline Delirium

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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2005, 08:25:45 AM »
I'm not going to mention any names, but I'm betting I started the 'Arm Chair Generals' description of them, do a search if you wish to contest.  :)
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Offline NAVCAD

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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2005, 08:33:39 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by rshubert
Me!!! MEE!!!

I wanna be a General.  

I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General



STOP!!!! You're Killing me....LMFAO!

Did you actually know the words (Please tell me your life is more interesting than that)) or had to look them up (Either way way too much time on your hands)?  

Still a great response though!

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Offline rshubert

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2005, 09:39:34 AM »
I only have the first stanza memorized.  But the Pirates of Penzance is SUCH great humor.
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