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Tour 66 “Worthless Planes” Contest, With Prize!
« on: July 01, 2005, 07:41:45 PM »
Rules:
Winner is player who has best combined K/D in 6 types TIMES total kills in the 6 types.
Types are ONLY Spit-I, Hurri-I, P-40B, A6M-2, 109E-4 & C202.
A minimum of 10 kills must be earned in each type.

Players must post their own math at the end of the Tour/Contest

Example of score reporting:
Player name
Spit-I – 10/10
Hurri-I – 10/10
P-40B – 10/20
A6M-2 – 15/5
109E-4 – 15/5
C202 – 20/10
Total – 80/60

80/60 = 1.33333 K/D
1.33333 K/D times 80 kills = 106.667
Player name score = 106.667

Thanks to hubsonfire, SkyWolf, StarOfAfrica2, 6GunUSMC & Zazen13 for their input and ideas.

More about these 6 planes can be found here: Worst KD Fighters

Prize:

Contest winner gets to select a plane type and theme for a stupid eskimo style skin.
Want a Strawberry Shortcake P-38?  How about a Partridge Family B-24?  Does a Pope Benedict XVI Flakpanzer/Popemobile sound cool?  If you win, it will be up to you.  All that I can promise is that I will do a really bad job and try to make it look as stupid as possible.  

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« Reply #1 on: July 01, 2005, 08:20:35 PM »
Whoever wins needs top pick the Pope mobile skin for the panzie.  Would be funny seeing a bunch of Pope mobiles running around with the Pope belching out 37mm rounds.  Talk about fire and brimstone :)


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« Reply #2 on: July 01, 2005, 09:57:09 PM »
I'm leaning toward Strawberry Shortcake. 4 Spit1 kills so far- gonna be a looooooong camp. =)
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« Reply #3 on: July 01, 2005, 10:13:27 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Whoever wins needs top pick the Pope mobile skin for the panzie.  Would be funny seeing a bunch of Pope mobiles running around with the Pope belching out 37mm rounds.  Talk about fire and brimstone :)


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You know that the new pope was a flak gunner during WWII, right?

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« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2005, 10:58:51 PM »
I was going to participate, but then you added the A6m2 and the 109e4.  Please get rid of these dweeb planes and then I'm in.
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« Reply #5 on: July 01, 2005, 11:28:20 PM »
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You know that the new pope was a flak gunner during WWII, right?

eskimo



yeah, when he was in the Hitler's Youth.  Which makes the Pope skin for the flak panzie that much funnier.


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« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2005, 12:39:46 AM »
Pope? What? Someone call me?

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« Reply #7 on: July 02, 2005, 02:23:05 PM »
If we get film of people running away from our "worthless" planes, do we get bonus points?  :)

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« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2005, 04:52:05 PM »
The pope was a flak gunner for real?
Time's fun when you're having flies.

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« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2005, 05:06:56 PM »
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The pope was a flak gunner for real?


In a fixed flack battery, yes.  Not in a Flakpanzer.  To his credit, I think I read that he defected/went AWOL.

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« Reply #10 on: July 02, 2005, 05:22:39 PM »
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The pope was a flak gunner for real?



88mm Flak gunner/loader.  Joined  the Hitler Youth I think in '43 and went AWOL and surrendered to US forces in '45.



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« Reply #11 on: July 02, 2005, 07:59:56 PM »
Wonder why he went AWOL
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« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2005, 12:06:48 AM »
How about a contest for those that hunt the guys down in the worthless plane contest?:D
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« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2005, 02:25:22 PM »
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Wonder why he went AWOL




Probably realized the war wasn't going so well for his side...



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« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2005, 04:10:37 AM »
What the heck did you guys in the last contest do??  I've taken the P-40b up a couple of times, and opponents keep diving to hide in the ack!  The ones that DO come out and fight only seem to try for HO shots.  I think some of you must have put the fear of the P-40 into some of these folks lol.  :aok

So far the Spit I seems to be the only plane of the set I can be particularly successful in.  Mostly it seems to be luck though.  I just seem to run into better situations in the Spit.  The others I have had numerous kill opportunities, but dont have time to score kills in a furball.  Especially the 202, I ripped a 205 over and over again at convergence range and got no noticeable damage on him.  Of course he ran to hide in the ack, and I took enough damage from the ack that he was able to get on my 6 and take my wing off with his cannon.  You definitely want an exit strategy in mind if you go furballin with these things lol.  So far this is a fun contest.  Of course it helps having such a nicely situated furball area on the center island.  

Spit I -        K/D = 9/3
Hurri I -      K/D = 1/3
P-40b -       K/D = 1/2
A6M2 -        K/D = 0/1
Bf 109E-4 - K/D = 2/4
C202 -        K/D = 0/2