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Offline JB88

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« on: July 06, 2005, 03:01:40 AM »
my girlfriends mother is in town and has twice threatened (under the guise of kidding of course) to poison me.

should this concern me or is this just one of those natural psychobabblic chicky things?

would it be jumping the gun to hire a food taster?
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Re: dear bulliten board
« Reply #1 on: July 06, 2005, 03:10:01 AM »
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my girlfriends mother is in town and has twice threatened (under the guise of kidding of course) to poison me.

should this concern me or is this just one of those natural psychobabblic chicky things?

would it be jumping the gun to hire a food taster?



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« Reply #2 on: July 06, 2005, 03:13:25 AM »
Take the initiative.  Poison her first!
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« Reply #3 on: July 06, 2005, 03:20:28 AM »
And if she's sicilian?
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« Reply #4 on: July 06, 2005, 03:28:16 AM »
Poison the rest of the family 1st .

or does she have a dog/ cat or other pet ?
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« Reply #5 on: July 06, 2005, 03:55:30 AM »
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And if she's sicilian?



He would have already been dead.
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2005, 04:28:23 AM »
so basically one of us has to die?

(gulp)
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #7 on: July 06, 2005, 04:36:36 AM »
Can't be the Mafia.  They always throw a brick through the window first as a warning.





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Offline Shane

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« Reply #8 on: July 06, 2005, 05:18:54 AM »
omg, his wife is gonna get whacked...

she does wake up next to a horse's *** everyday...

i saw it in a movie...
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« Reply #9 on: July 06, 2005, 07:04:06 AM »
Keep in mind poisoning is the typical way a woman will commit murder.
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #10 on: July 06, 2005, 07:26:14 AM »
Don't eat the Mushrooms!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: July 06, 2005, 08:08:09 AM »
I am sure she has a good reason ...

eat up!!
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« Reply #12 on: July 06, 2005, 08:16:06 AM »
First spend years buiding up a resistance to Iocain powder.
Then challange her to a battle of wits:)
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« Reply #13 on: July 06, 2005, 08:37:36 AM »
I wouldn't give it another thought 88... it is just a womans way of saying that she cares... put it out of your head.

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