Author Topic: This has to be traumatic... (Read 615 times)

OOZ662 · « **Reply #15 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:00:00 PM »

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Originally posted by bigsky
no that means you should lock the door or send the kids out before you start scrogging on each other. preferably the latter.

Man am I glad my mom's single...

Sandman · « **Reply #16 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:06:23 PM »

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Originally posted by OOZ662
Man am I glad my mom's single...

This just in... your mother has had sex, and probably will again.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #17 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:18:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Russian
Kid is an idiot and needs to get laid.

Dad is an idiot for keeping his pistol within reach of his idiot son.

Both learned lessons.

Bubba will take care of the kid.

Karaya

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:20:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Swager
Women make noises during sex??

thump thump thump thump

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 06, 2005, 10:20:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
This just in... your mother has had sex, and probably will again.

with me

bigsky · « **Reply #20 on:** July 06, 2005, 11:33:27 PM »

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Originally posted by OOZ662
Man am I glad my mom's single...

so... whats your mom look like?

capt. apathy · « **Reply #21 on:** July 07, 2005, 01:01:01 AM »

the "mama's so fat" jokes are soon to be replaced with

"yo mama's so loud.........."

OOZ662 · « **Reply #22 on:** July 07, 2005, 01:04:55 AM »

Yeesh, too many posts to quote. 51 year old smoker who doesn't like alcohol, has been married three times and divorced three times before having me. Had three miscarriages with my father before I came around, and I was premature while she was toxic. That good enough for ya?

lazs2 · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2005, 09:30:25 AM »

My solution is that I have put a sign on my front lawn advertising opera lessons. If anyone actually wants opera lessons I just say I am booked up.

lazs