Author Topic: Any Fed Agents here? (Read 1460 times)

Saurdaukar · « **on:** July 11, 2005, 06:46:16 PM »

Had a revelation today: I hate cubicles.

Was able to pull a couple strings and bypass the usual channels - submitting an app to the DEA.

Anyone here that can lend some insight in terms of what Im in for aside from a year long application process?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #1 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:52:08 PM »

I can't think of a government agency that has been more destructive to America. Maybe the IRS?
You should reconsider.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:54:34 PM »

DEA needs finance people to serve as agents and go after money laundering operations - thats the angle.

Sorry if you disaprove, Funky, but I have this overwhelming desire to get shot at by Colombians.

Martlet · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:54:54 PM »

How has the DEA been destructive?

Saur, what position are you looking for?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:55:40 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Martlet
How has the DEA been destructive?

Saur, what position are you looking for?

Special Agent.

Martlet · « **Reply #5 on:** July 11, 2005, 06:59:54 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Special Agent.

I worked with some in SA and Carib years ago when I was part of Bush the Elder's war on drugs. They got to partake in the fun AND got to go home to a clean bed at night. Lucky.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:22:41 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by FUNKED1
I can't think of a government agency that has been more destructive to America. Maybe the IRS?
You should reconsider.

Please, do not feed the troll, k? At least I hope thats what this is. DEA agents dont set the policies they try to enforce anymore than beat cops make the laws that affect the city streets they work. If it isnt just a troll, you need good old Bocephus style attitude adjustment. Just sayn.

rabbidrabbit · « **Reply #7 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:24:42 PM »

What makes a special agent so special?
Must you know a special walk or something?

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:25:56 PM »

Psst....

Its the secret handshake.

Gotta go.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #9 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:50:26 PM »

It's not a troll at all. The war on drugs and the DEA in particular are a huge waste of resources and erode our civil rights every day. If you're going in to government service, I wish you would pick something productive instead of destructive. If it must be destructive, go into the military or CIA where you are at least messing up other countries, not ours.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #10 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:53:59 PM »

Already did the "mess up other countries" thing.

Was fun!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 11, 2005, 09:57:45 PM »

LOL
Well good luck either way. I too have broken out of cubicle world forevar, and will never go back, despite cut in pay.

StarOfAfrica2 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 11, 2005, 10:02:58 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by FUNKED1
It's not a troll at all. The war on drugs and the DEA in particular are a huge waste of resources and erode our civil rights every day. If you're going in to government service, I wish you would pick something productive instead of destructive. If it must be destructive, go into the military or CIA where you are at least messing up other countries, not ours.

I'm sure the guys that risk their lives every day doing their jobs as DEA agents will be pleased to hear how much people appreciate them.

SOB · « **Reply #13 on:** July 11, 2005, 10:40:24 PM »

Is this where we put the picture of a crying eagle with a lit joint in the background?

GRUNHERZ · « **Reply #14 on:** July 11, 2005, 10:51:37 PM »

Why not CIA?