Author Topic: Orel! (Read 572 times)

Saintaw · « **on:** July 14, 2005, 12:52:45 AM »

Can't access hotmail...so:

Am landing in Prague at 19:25, Will try & contact you tomorrow, you have my phone nr if you ned to.

ALL YOUR PIVOT IS MINE!!!

Stringer · « **Reply #1 on:** July 14, 2005, 07:57:52 AM »

Saw,
DO NOT let him set you up with on any dates!!!111

lada · « **Reply #2 on:** July 14, 2005, 10:42:05 AM »

We are ready Saw.

We already prepared big hole in the ground in the farm field next to our vilage... i hope you will have a lot of cashe.

edit: it doesnt matter if that hole is too small, i just found chain saw.

However im leaving to China and Kazakhstan on Wednesday next week, but Madbird will be your

I hope that you will stick to my advise at the airfield and skip that part with allah akbar

MadBirdCZ · « **Reply #3 on:** July 14, 2005, 05:36:19 PM »

Ok SAW, did you find the way to your room in the hotel? Or was the walk through the old town too much?

lada · « **Reply #4 on:** July 14, 2005, 05:38:39 PM »

Damm Saw you were only drinking beer all the night, you forget to have a dinner...

damm im somehow hungry instead of you...

Saintaw · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2005, 02:28:18 AM »

Tossers

I had a great tme, will upload pictures as soon as I have access to something else than a 56k connection... (stoopid 5.1 megapixels is a tad large).

Thanks again to you two for taking care of poor ole me

lada · « **Reply #6 on:** July 24, 2005, 09:10:18 AM »

yeah yeah yeah .... but im in proper chit.

I got a dorm in beijing and we are like 5 people in 1 room.

1 South Korean girl 24 yrs
1 French girl cca. 28 yrs (Hi im french i dont speak english lol)
1 chinese rose around 20ties
1 mother of that chinese rose

because i sleep in upper bad i have quite nice overview and its quite interesting.

Around 5 o`clock in the morning most ofthem sleep w/o cover

At 5:30 3 of 4 start to scream from sleeping.
French gal didnt scream that loong, but South korean screem quite regulary and quite lovely

Actualy i spent 2 days with her and then she started to ask me like " Can i read my book?"

lol i went almost rofl, trying to imagine what could she ask, if we were married

( may i bread in same room with you ?

)

anyway leaving to countryside tomorow morning ( i mean city with less that 1 000 000 people) so fun will begin soon.

Saintaw · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2005, 02:49:49 AM »

Damn, so my plan to send the Chinese government a warning about you didn't work... I will re-send it to the Chicom military

MadBirdCZ · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2005, 10:27:19 AM »

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Originally posted by Saintaw
Damn, so my plan to send the Chinese government a warning about you didn't work... I will re-send it to the Chicom military

Heh I say that all the time... He needs to be liberated!

thrila · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2005, 05:46:01 PM »

Hey i'm off to prague on the 5th!

I need some tips for places to visit and food + alcohol to try.

And maybe some useful phrases to impress the ladies like "My mum is a smelly pig women".

Russian · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2005, 08:31:41 PM »

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Originally posted by lada
1 chinese rose around 20ties
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Pictures?

Lazerus · « **Reply #11 on:** July 26, 2005, 12:32:11 AM »

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Originally posted by lada

1 chinese rose around 20ties

20 titties??

pictures please!

RightF00T · « **Reply #12 on:** July 26, 2005, 01:11:12 AM »

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Originally posted by Lazerus
20 titties??

pictures please!

Man...and I got excited when watchin Total Recall...this'll be a hoot!:D

MadBirdCZ · « **Reply #13 on:** July 26, 2005, 02:38:30 AM »

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Originally posted by thrila
Hey i'm off to prague on the 5th!

I need some tips for places to visit and food + alcohol to try. And maybe some useful phrases to impress the ladies like "My mum is a smelly pig women".

For a tourist's perspective ask Saw he is now an official expert on sightseeing stuff in Prague, meals and drinks... Although I never saw him to actually finish his meal!!

As for what to expect, expect one of the most beautiful cities (probably the most) at least in Europe, best beer in the world (if you skip the imported Belgian and German stuff and stick to local brands), lot of stuff to see, probably the best girls in the world, cheap prices of almost anything... yeah and did I mention the girls?

Anyway, fortunately for you Orel is in China so he wont force you to take a walking roundtrip forcing you to climb every single hill around the town so you should be fairly safe...

Saintaw · « **Reply #14 on:** July 26, 2005, 03:18:55 AM »

What the Bird just said: 80% of the females are a knockout... the only place I'd seen like this before was Israel.

Food is great, and to top it off you'll be vampire-safe for at least a year after your visit, I hope you like garlic, pork cheeze and chicken! (I NEVER finish my meals... it's the secret to my model like body)

There's about a million places to drink/eat/drool downtown, be aware that most bars won't let you in after 10 ish... you'll have to switch to clubs or Jazz bars after that. ("Little Glen" is a pretty cool one)

I hope you like walking, as it's the best way to get around... there are a lot of tourists there right now.