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Offline Steve

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« on: July 15, 2005, 02:46:17 PM »
This seems like something someone would make up as a joke, it's that unbelieveable to me.

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2005, 02:48:29 PM »
That's awful,

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2005, 03:47:11 PM »
He should be stood up in front of a nice wall and all the parents of BOTH teams get to throw baseballs (regulation hard ball) at his head and groin. :mad:  What a piece of work.
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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2005, 08:13:01 PM »
Give him a good, solid public caning, followed by a week or two in the stocks at the town square.
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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2005, 08:32:20 PM »
Amen SOB.  can we put a sign around his neck, listing his crimes?
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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2005, 08:45:04 PM »
I was thinking a plaque on the stocks would be good, but a sign around the neck couldn't hurt.
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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2005, 09:16:49 PM »
Any coach worth his salt knows you disable players on the opposing team... what an idiot.
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« Reply #7 on: July 15, 2005, 09:54:30 PM »
LOL
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« Reply #8 on: July 15, 2005, 11:51:12 PM »
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Eric Forsythe, the president of the R.W. Clark Youth Baseball League, said league organizers investigated accusations against Downs before the T-ball season ended earlier this month, but could not prove that he did anything wrong.

If Downs is convicted of any crime, he won't be allowed to be a coach next year.

Huh? The guy is still able to coach? What kind of screwed up league is this?
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« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2005, 12:55:38 AM »
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What kind of screwed up league is this?


How about, due process?  Then fry him   :lol
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« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2005, 04:13:19 AM »
I say give him a labotamy and let him fend for himself.

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« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2005, 03:33:35 PM »
I say those punishments are too nice. I say give the kid who was accosted a baseball bat, blindfold him then hang the coach by his testicles and tell he kid to swing away at the pinata'!:aok