1) Refuse to be interviewed on TV.
2) Disconnect the phone
3) Dissapear for 2 months
4) Buy some land and build a nice house on it
5) Invest in blue chip stocks
6) Give damn little away
7) Not tell the wife where I moved

8) Live off interest income
9) Buy a Marquis Jet Card
10) Collect Ford Mustangs between 1965 and 1973 models including Boss, Mach Is, Cobra Jets and Shelbys
11) Collect large caliber weapons
12) Make fun of poor people
13) Hire a new lawyer every day just so I could fire him at the end of the day
14) Start a Strip Club with only one seat in it, a club for just me to attend
15) Employ a goon squad to beat up Liberals
16) Pay 50 Rednecks to spit tobacco juice on Jane Fonda
17) Put a 50G contract out on Rosie ODonnel
18) Give the NRA 5 million to protect the 2nd amendment rights
19) Send Jesse Jackson a telegram telling him to kiss my white ass
20) Buy a good spell check program for HiTech