Author Topic: Charlie & The Chocolate Factory  (Read 626 times)

Offline Hawklore

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« on: July 16, 2005, 06:45:33 PM »
Johnny Depp really did a great job!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2005, 10:17:27 PM »
Is that a gay porn movie?

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2005, 10:59:19 PM »
Neg, that would be Willy banana and the Fudge Pactory


(That's from local radio station, i'm not clever enough to make it up)
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2005, 11:13:24 PM »
OK, thanks for straightening that out. Haven't seen either.

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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2005, 11:40:05 PM »
Gay porn straightens you out?:eek:
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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2005, 12:20:23 AM »
There was a 1970-s Soviet animation about a chocolate-candy factory, with a baby-dragon watching all the production chain... Maybe they translated it and named a muppet "Johnny Depp"?...

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« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2005, 12:36:59 AM »
Of all the commercials I seen, he seems pretty queer in that movie
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« Reply #7 on: July 17, 2005, 03:44:52 AM »
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Of all the commercials I seen, he seems pretty queer in that movie


As did Gene Wilder.

I think they call it, "acting".
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2005, 04:07:26 AM »
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I think they call it, "acting".


 
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2005, 05:28:15 AM »
Born Jonathon Yankonvichi, he was known to all simply by the name that described him best: Master Thespian.
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« Reply #10 on: July 17, 2005, 05:51:31 AM »
does it have oompa loompas?
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« Reply #11 on: July 17, 2005, 07:28:04 AM »
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does it have oompa loompas?



Is he one?


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« Reply #12 on: July 17, 2005, 07:29:50 AM »
I had an Oompa Loompa in public once; I was lucky that I wasn’t arrested.

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« Reply #13 on: July 17, 2005, 08:04:18 AM »
this is an oompa loompa



i dont like that modern one.
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« Reply #14 on: July 17, 2005, 01:48:43 PM »
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Is he one?



Looks like a nascar pit crew member
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