Anyone care to speculate why I can't seem to find an actual review of WWIIOnline anywhere?
I find it kinda curious...
With the amount of hype over these last two years with WWIIOnline heralding an unprecedented breakthrough in siming nirvana... Fed to us on an almost weekly basis by the various sim websites...
FINALLY WWIIONLINE IS RELEASED!!! YAAAAY!!!! REJOICE!!!!
...... right?
So why no mention of it on at *least* Dogfighter or SimHQ? Does it take two weeks to write a review? Are they keeping mum for a reason? Did Oswald act alone? The truth is out there.
Oh... just found this while lookin' around at SimHQ's message boards. I guess it's a compilation of new slogans for WWIIOnline that people came up with. Cheerleaders pls don't get bent over this... just some humour. Some of em are hysterical.
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have flying tanks!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have more chat moderators then programmers!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: All your $39.99 are belong to us!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Animal friendly! Our animals can't be killed!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Home of the words dumbest beta testers!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Buy now and we might fix the game!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Buy now, play never!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Buy today, return tomorrow!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Did we say thousands of people would be FIGHTING online at once? Sorry, we meant CHATTING.
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Did you try a reinstall, a better computer, more ram, human sacrifice?
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Dozens playing now, thousands burning rat effigies!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Even we believed the hype!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Everything else just works!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have flying trees!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Two years in planning and we forgot the servers!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Hey, but the box is pretty!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Home of the pay beta test!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: If you close your eyes, it’s almost like it works.
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: What do you mean it’s not working? It runs on OUR machines!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: It will be better in two weeks, we swear!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Now shipping with KY Jelly!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Dozens playing now, thousands writing lawsuits!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Miscalculating on a scale never before seen on the web!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Buy two, we need money for servers!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our customers are so dumb they make excuses for us!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our street signs stop tanks!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our tanks stop for sheep, it’s not a bug!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The largest empty battlefield on the net.
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Get your copy now, supplies limited! (pre bankruptcy sale)
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Quake Sucks! (did that distract them?)
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Over 20,000 copies sold! (for severs that were ready for 500.)
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Released in the U.S.A. only! (we plan to hide in Europe from our angry customers.)
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Revolutionizing the game industry (and ruining it for everyone).
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Servers not included!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Simulated online play!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Home of the slippery grass model!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Don’t buy it if you don’t like it! To late? Hahahahaha, sucker!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The largest battlefield on the net (server being upgraded please stand by).
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The Message Boards are down. We’re not stupid!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The most amazing game you will never get to play!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The most exciting chat room in the business!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The real battle is getting online play!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: It’s not our fault, IT'S THOSE DAMN NEW CISCO SWITCHES!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: It's vaporware, it's a dog!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We sell Bridges too!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We should sell Ram for this pig!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Investing your $39.99 in Ram stock!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: What's a Mac, can I get frys with it?
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: What's Europe?
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We are not Quake (Quake works).
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We don't lie to the customers, we have PR people for that!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have your money sucker!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We train postal workers!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: A prelude to bankruptcy!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We are just trying to be realistic, war is not fun!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Servers up! Servers Down Serves up! Servers down!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Buy the CD now, download a patch the same size later!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Home of dirty code and clean chat (Moderators Included)!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Tin cans and wire not included!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have more 12 year old Nazi wannabees then you can shake a stick at!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Shake a stick and the servers crash!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: It's not our fault you bought the game!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our customers believe in the Easter Bunny!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our customers believe in Santa!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Our customers believe in the Tooth Fairy!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We do business the old fashioned way, we do it poorly!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: Proving that you can sell anything to Americans!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: The American Beta Test!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: AKA Tanks Online!
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: What the hell are F.P.S.?
WORLD WAR II ONLINE: We have more Nazis then Argentena!
[ 06-20-2001: Message edited by: Nash ]