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Offline Skuzzy

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How bout some odd humor?
« on: September 16, 2001, 02:25:00 PM »
Man,..the boards are alive with all manner of emotions, most angry and I fit right in with all of ya.
But, sometimes we need a laugh.

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This is true, by the way.

My wife came home from the office Tuesday night and was telling me about something her coworker said.
Now, you have to understand this coworker (Stacey) of hers.  She is sweet as punch, but dingy as a doorbell, with about as much brain power to boot.  One of these types of people you have to love just because she is so helpless and innocent.

When Stacey came in Tuesday morning, the rest of the office was talking about the tragedy in New York.
Stacey was saddened by the event, but then, according to my wife, a light came on in that dimly lit corner of Stacey's brain and she acclaimed with much pride (seemed she was happy to have a thought),  :)

My wife asked, "Stacey, are you okay?"
Stacey looks at my wife and states,
"I bet Gary Conditt is wiping his brow over this one!"
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2001, 03:00:00 PM »
Ah? I don't get it... explain, please

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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2001, 03:30:00 PM »
Gary Conditt, a politician here, has been under close scrutiny as being involved with the disapperance of an aide that worked for him.
He was having an affair with the woman and she disappeared sometime ago.  Already forgot when it happened.

The media had been all over this man up to the day the terror in New York occurred.

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Offline majic

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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2001, 09:50:00 PM »
I don't really consider myself dim, but the same thought occurred to me.  Luck him...

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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2001, 09:54:00 PM »
Ummm...odd humor??

Odd homour would be more like SOB getting a f*cking job!!!  That's right folks the sumsqueak done got hired on with the county.

That means all the Euroflyers no longer get to see his hugeness online in the middle of the day when the rest of America works!

That my friends is oddly humourous!

WTFG SOB

<S> ROFL WTG !!! <finger>  :eek:   :eek:   :eek:   :p

(smileys are for SAW)

America will not go into a recession after all since they no longer support SOB!

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« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2001, 05:07:00 AM »
Yeah.. SOB got a job... right.  I bet it was with the prison system.  They were advertising an opening for a new towel boy last month.  I didn't think they got any applications... guess I was wrong.

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« Reply #6 on: September 17, 2001, 06:56:00 AM »
SOB was hired as a prison shower soap-picker-upper.

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« Reply #7 on: September 17, 2001, 07:45:00 AM »
That's it.  Now none of you are getting that "Nasty Sluts From The Welfare Office" CD that I had promised you.   :D


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« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2001, 11:11:00 AM »
Wow.. SOB hording porn again.  That's a shocker.

BTW SOB, where's that "Geek Girls of MIT" cd that you promised me?

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« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2001, 02:55:00 PM »
The joke running around here in spain these days isn't extremely poor taste IMO, so I'm posting it here:

Why the WTC attack didn't caught any spaniard?

C'mon man... it caught people working

P.S. in fact around 10 spanish workers are missing. One missing police officer was borned in Spain from spanish parents.

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« Reply #10 on: October 02, 2001, 07:20:00 AM »
On the day of the attack, I decided to get away from the stress at work and took a lunchtime drive. There’s a mall being renovated nearby and as I approached it I could see a large building nearing completion. Suddenly I was filled with panic! I stomped down on the accelerator to get away from the area as fast as I could.

Call me a coward if you must.

But there was no way on September 11 that I was going to hang around any building with “Target” written all over it.

It even had a bullseye for christsakes.