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Offline Raubvogel

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« on: March 20, 2001, 07:10:00 PM »
From the most recent edition of The Onion  

         
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      Congress Adds 'All Your
                      Base Are Belong To Us'
                      Amendment To
                      Bankruptcy Bill
                      WASHINGTON, DC--
                      Seeking to increase fiscal
                      accountability among
                      citizens who have no
                      chance to survive make
                      their time, the House of
                      Representatives added an
                      "All Your Base Are Belong
                      To Us" amendment Monday
                      to H.R. 333, the Bankruptcy
                      Abuse Prevention and
                      Consumer Protection Act of
                      2001. "What you say!!!"
                      shouted the bill's sponsor,
                      Rep. George Gekas (R-PA),
                      following the amendment's
                      approval. "This bill will not
                      only make debt-ridden
                      Americans more
                      accountable, but it has the
                      added benefit of taking off
                      every 'zig' for great
                      justice." Opponents of the
                      amendment protested that
                      it would potentially set up
                      U.S. the bomb.

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Offline SOB

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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2001, 07:57:00 PM »
LOL!
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Three Times One Minus One.  Dayum!

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2001, 08:13:00 PM »
LOL! Thanks for the post!

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Offline Kratzer

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« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2001, 11:12:00 AM »
What really had me rolling was the 'Hilarious Love Letter Found in Street' article...
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Offline StSanta

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« Reply #4 on: March 22, 2001, 02:39:00 AM »
Man, this AYB is spreading like a wildfire.

Logged into to my colleges NT system only to be greeted by All Your Bases Are Belong To Us.

Am pretty sure that in 10 000 years, arachelogists will wonder what the phrase "AYB" refers to, and why there are so many references to it.

They'll probably think it was a god of some sorts  

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9./JG 54 "Grünherz"
"You filthy piece of distended rectum! DIE allierte schweinhund!"
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