Oh god(!) it sucks to be him...
Harnessed up and immobilized like some S&M whipping boy while his limp, pathetic, and now fecal covered body is slowly and meticulously lowered onto the now panicked and screaming throngs (including his 9 year old daugher) of fair goers below him.
I'll remeber this when I think I've had a toejamty day.