What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Nudity.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 minutes.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why does the bride always wear white?
Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your Mom.
What is the quickest way to clear out a men's restroom?
Say, "Nice Dick."
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has the salamanders on the outside.
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
What's the difference between a Southern zoo, and a Northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal in the front of the cage,along with a recipe.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
[ 06-22-2001: Message edited by: Sandman_SBM ]
