here's mine..
woman-hi this is "girl" from "place" how are you today?
Me- well im kind of tired, a littel hungry and i don't really feel like talking on the phone right now.
woman- (confused) oh...oookay...bye..click
i felt bad afterword because she sounded nice but it sure as hell was funny.
one time superdud answered my phone and the person asked hi is "person" there?
sdud- nope
woman-and who am i speaking to
sdud-YOUR MOM!!!
it was funny...