Author Topic: C is for Cookie and a Crack in the Ribs (Read 1139 times)

Superfly · « **on:** June 22, 2001, 09:24:00 AM »

I think this guy needed a time out. http://www.assignmentx.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Television&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270355&obj_id=27338

Ripsnort · « **Reply #1 on:** June 22, 2001, 09:32:00 AM »

If the time out doesn't work, have Shaq O'Neil give him a good spanking!

Fatty · « **Reply #2 on:** June 22, 2001, 10:02:00 AM »

While I understand his frustration, I'd much rather see Bert or Big Bird get their assses kicked than the cookie monster. They have been begging to be beat senseless for 25 years now.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 22, 2001, 11:22:00 AM »

I heard that Bert and Erny have been cast to play in the upcoming "Ambiguously Gay Duo" film.

AKDejaVu

Ripsnort · « **Reply #4 on:** June 22, 2001, 11:26:00 AM »

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Originally posted by AKDejaVu:
I heard that Bert and Erny have been cast to play in the upcoming "Ambiguously Gay Duo" film.

AKDejaVu

I seriously believe that if some 'political affiliations' have their way, some day in the future, your children will get to learn about homosexuality at a young age via Bert and Ernie.

Futures so bright, I gotta wear shades!

Creamo · « **Reply #5 on:** June 22, 2001, 11:46:00 AM »

Damn Fatty, your right.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #6 on:** June 22, 2001, 01:04:00 PM »

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I seriously believe that if some 'political affiliations' have their way, some day in the future, your children will get to learn about homosexuality at a young age via Bert and Ernie.

I don't really understand this comment. Are you reffering to the banning of "homosexual education" in school systems?.. thus relying on Sesame Street to educate them about these things? Or are you reffering to something else.

AKDejaVu

Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** June 22, 2001, 08:12:00 PM »

I'd stay away from Bert. Because, well, Bert is Evil

Tac · « **Reply #8 on:** June 22, 2001, 10:05:00 PM »

HAHAHAHA just look at the "Evidence" section when they interview Kermit.

"Kermit: She's one of the girl Muppets here in Sesame, Bert's affections of love were turned down by her a few times... then Bert got violent. He would corner her into dark corners of the Street, and assault her. Bert is a really evil person, I wish he would be put to jail.

Interviewer: Why have you made no actions toward this?

Kermit: He threatens to kill us, he has friends in a Columbian Drug Mafia you know. He says if anyone reports... he's gonna have them skinned alive. We are all scared."

As a Colombian, I find this HILARIOUS!!! Bhuahahahahahaha! I hope he ices Big Bird, im fed up with that overgrown KFC asset. KEEEL HEEEEEM!!!!

ispar · « **Reply #9 on:** June 22, 2001, 10:18:00 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort:

I seriously believe that if some 'political affiliations' have their way, some day in the future, your children will get to learn about homosexuality at a young age via Bert and Ernie.

Futures so bright, I gotta wear shades!

Puh-lease. Man, without getting into a philosophical debate, you guys are so paranoid sometimes.

StSanta · « **Reply #10 on:** June 23, 2001, 04:30:00 AM »

It is better to be ignorant and base judgement on that, than to know and risk having to reevaluate one's opinions, attitudes, ethics and morals.

ispar · « **Reply #11 on:** June 26, 2001, 10:13:00 PM »

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Originally posted by StSanta:
It is better to be ignorant and base judgement on that, than to know and risk having to reevaluate one's opinions, attitudes, ethics and morals.

Must be late... took me awhile to figure this out.

Hehe.