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Offline Hawklore

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« Reply #30 on: November 03, 2005, 09:23:27 AM »
He's doing it because it feels 'different'

IT's like masterbation just without the privacy..

Totally normal vulcan..

If he's gets extremely rough with it, ask the family doc.
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« Reply #31 on: November 03, 2005, 09:40:23 AM »
Who will proceed to circumcise him with the religious support of the local minister. :rolleyes:
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« Reply #32 on: November 03, 2005, 12:39:54 PM »
I just read this whole thread....

Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?

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« Reply #33 on: November 03, 2005, 01:19:27 PM »
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Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?


They don't? :D
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« Reply #34 on: November 03, 2005, 01:21:47 PM »
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They don't? :D


Really......what's your point MT?...    
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« Reply #35 on: November 03, 2005, 01:40:34 PM »
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I just read this whole thread....

Did you know that Rip's wife was an RN and that she thinks men grab their balls all their lives?


Well, what I meant was "play with it, in public".  When you very young your mind is not developed enough, and when very old, your mind just isn't the same .. Think about it, some of you are bound to return to diapers and grabbing our groins no matter who is around...

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« Reply #36 on: November 03, 2005, 02:38:22 PM »
Yeah but theres grabbing and then theres GRABBIN!

He grabs it, rolls it around a bit, stretchs it....the other night he was grabbin it while looking in the mirror after a bath, which is what prompted me to resurrect this thread.

He also seems to think his walker is some sort of kamekazi device as he tears around the house running down adults:




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« Reply #37 on: November 03, 2005, 04:09:49 PM »
Cute kid!

I guess I was a little too subtle...



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Vulcan, my RN wife says this: "They grab them all their life, whether 6 months old, playing sports, or 88 years old."




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Vulcan, I was alittle concerned with our first son as you were...my wife, who was an Registered Nurse at the time, said this:

"Men begin as babies grabbing their private areas and men end life as old men grabbing their private areas, its perfectly normal"



I dunno, I thought it was a little funny.
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« Reply #38 on: November 03, 2005, 06:49:31 PM »
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Cute kid!

I guess I was a little too subtle...



 






I dunno, I thought it was a little funny.
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Oh...doh! Old thread...

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« Reply #39 on: November 03, 2005, 07:38:46 PM »
Funniest thread I have read in a while.

Cute Kid Vulcan.

Don't worrt about it either.
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« Reply #40 on: November 03, 2005, 11:52:35 PM »
Dang!

Get him a leather helmet!

White Scarf.

And label his walker Luh 7...
"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh