Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men
should take a look at their beer consumption, considering
the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence
of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer
makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each.
It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked
excessively without making sense, became overly emotional,
couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing,
and refused to apologize when wrong.
