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Offline BBQ_Bob

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What sort of Scottish ritual is this....
« on: August 01, 2005, 08:55:16 AM »
I have no Idea what this is about, some sort of Scottish kink I guess.



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« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2005, 09:35:29 AM »
Caption:

"Left knee, Right Knee....WEE knee!"
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« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2005, 10:27:40 AM »
It is called the "Caber Toss".

There is another form of it...but this one is the real deal.
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« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2005, 10:35:16 AM »
So they reach under the kilt, rip it off, and throw it into the field?


Sounds like Lorena Bobbot made the rules up
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« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2005, 12:15:45 PM »
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The 'beat the unsuspecting red headed step child with big pole' game proved popular in glasgow.
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« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2005, 01:02:49 PM »
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It is called the "Caber Toss".

There is another form of it...but this one is the real deal.


More info.. a caber toss?? And what's that all about?
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« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2005, 01:13:21 PM »
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More info.. a caber toss?? And what's that all about?
thats where the guy throws a telephone pole basically. a giant 30 foot hundred's of pounds log.

they start balancing it, and run forward, then heave it as far as they can, it usually goes 1 end into the ground, then flips over.


IIRC the better the flip and the better the distance wins

heres a pic sort of:



turns out the winner has the pole facing and pointing himself the best.
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« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2005, 01:54:34 PM »
so what in hell has that gotta do with blindfolded wenches on their knees?
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« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2005, 01:56:19 PM »
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so what in hell has that gotta do with blindfolded wenches on their knees?


Awarding prizes to the winners?  :)
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2005, 02:01:37 PM »
Hangtime...you need to "bone up" on your British slang vocabulary.

The "Caber" is essentially a long phallic structure.

To "toss off" in Brit slang is to masterbate.

Therefore...my inference was that these blindfolded women are "tossing off" these guy's cabers.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2005, 02:03:47 PM »
so you are saying that the scottish are all a bunch of tossers?
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2005, 02:13:43 PM »
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so you are saying that the scottish are all a bunch of tossers?


That too...yeah.

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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2005, 02:22:40 PM »
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Hangtime...you need to "bone up" on your British slang vocabulary.

The "Caber" is essentially a long phallic structure.

To "toss off" in Brit slang is to masterbate.

Therefore...my inference was that these blindfolded women are "tossing off" these guy's cabers.


ROFL... I've spent the better part of my lifetime jerkin the british around mangling their language and using slang they can't possibly cope with..


and you jerk the rug right out from under me.

nicely done. got me; hook line and sinker. ;)

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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2005, 02:23:30 PM »
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Awarding prizes to the winners?  :)


ROFL.. now, that's a good reason to be scottish!
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2005, 03:10:47 PM »
"It's ****E being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the ****ing Earth! The most wretched miserable servile pathetic trash that was ever shat on civilization. Some people hate the English. I don't. They're just bananas. We, on the other hand, are colonized by bananas. Can't even find a decent culture to get colonized by. We're ruled by effete *******s. It's a ****e state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and all the fresh air in the world won't make any ****ing difference!"



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