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« on: August 07, 2005, 03:56:35 PM »
Imagine you've just arrived in Italy, to be told that to access what would be your home for the next 2 weeks, you would have to drive up a ramp rising out of the ground - see my pic!  We were travelling as a family group. Our destination lay in a village in Tuscany, some 4km off the main road. To get to it, we had to drive up a winding road with at least 5 hairpin bends/switchbacks. However, that was nothing compared with the horrors that lay ahead! To get to our villa, which nestled in the hills above the village, it was necessary to turn the cars around in the "village square" to face the access "road". This road was about 600m in length, and had a gradient of around 1:4 at its steepest point, with three or four hairpins. Needless to say, it was a two-way road, though mercifully I never had to deal with an oncoming vehicle.

The fun part was driving up this thing at night - I needed sideways pointing headlights! The Citroen DS21 had such a system, by which the headlights turned in response to steering input.


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« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2005, 04:03:20 PM »
:eek: :eek: :eek:

geesh and I complain about the flat asphault roads leading south of here.  WOW

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« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2005, 05:07:31 PM »
It would be fun to try to cram my 18 foot long Roadmaster onto that driveway.

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« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2005, 09:47:00 PM »
Buy something with tracks on it, like a Catapillar. Turn on a dime plus you make sure nothing gets in your way.
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« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2005, 10:02:27 PM »
wus.
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« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2005, 03:21:19 AM »
So you did not enjoyed the stay?

I am sorry.

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« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2005, 03:35:04 AM »
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So you did not enjoyed the stay?

I am sorry.
Quite the opposite! Had a great time. Always do in Italy. :) Perfect weather throughout, except for one wet day - last Wednesday. But extremely hot - 39° on some days. Naso - this bridge was not far away - do you recognise it?


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« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2005, 03:51:54 AM »
mmmm...

No, but seems an old medieval bridge.

I live in Naples, so I have a relative low knowledge of Tuscany's area.

Maybe is the bridge drawn by Leonardo in the background of the Gioconda?

Happy that you had fun.

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« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2005, 03:59:43 AM »
Devil's Bridge - near Borgo, about 20km north of Lucca.

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« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2005, 05:32:19 AM »
I been there (italy) i know what u are talkin about although it didnt worry me as i was in my beetle.

i know ur MB must have more trouble with it.
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i came with style, aircooled :) :)

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« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2005, 08:10:03 AM »
I still think english roads are bad.

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« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2005, 08:40:50 AM »
Looks like someone needs to remind Italy that chariots and oxcarts are not gonna be making a comback anytime soon LOL
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« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2005, 09:15:42 AM »
My tomtom gps nav thingy. Says all maps of europe are 99% covered
in italy its 97%

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« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2005, 09:36:14 AM »
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My tomtom gps nav thingy. Says all maps of europe are 99% covered
in italy its 97%


Covered by what?
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« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2005, 01:09:52 PM »
3% not to define as road i guess

hobby roads made by amateurs :)