Author Topic: Kill Again's Island theme song :o)  (Read 450 times)

Offline Shane

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Kill Again's Island theme song :o)
« on: April 01, 2001, 10:43:00 PM »
On a lighter side, here's Gilligan's Island's theme applied to just about any online flight sim.  enjoy.  :o)

"Kill Agains Island"

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
A tale of a fateful blip
That started from this local host
Aboard this tiny chip
The user was a mighty flying man
His ISP reliable and sure
5 packets were sent out that day
For an internet routing tour
An internet routing tour

<ack-ack>

The internet started getting rough
The tiny ISP was tossed
If not for the courage of the peerage crew
The packets would be lost
The packets would be lost
The flyer set down on the beach of this
Uncharted desert isle

To kill again
They're dweebies, true
The boom and zoomer
And his life
The buffer staaaaaaaarr
The spit-dweeb and the stang that ran
Here on Kill Again's Isle.

<30 mins or so of humorous flights>

Now this is the tale of our flying man
He'll play for a long, long time
He'll have to shake the best of wings
Turning on a dime
He's first-rate, and slippery, too
Trying his very best
To make his enemies uncomfortable
In their hornet's nest
No vox, no stick,
No 3d art, not a single luxury
Like any unwired residence
It's primitive as can be
So join us each week my friends
And you're sure to die in a while
By the mouse-flying experten
Here on Kill Again's Isle
Surrounded by suck and underwhelmed with mediocrity.
I'm always right, it just takes some poepl longer to come to that realization than others.
I'm not perfect, but I am closer to it than you are.
"...vox populi, vox dei..."  ~Alcuin ca. 798
Truth doesn't need exaggeration.

Sandman_SBM

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Kill Again's Island theme song :o)
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2001, 10:50:00 PM »
I think I feel... a little bit... seasick?