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Offline Pooh21

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« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2005, 05:54:59 PM »
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I read somewhere that the whole holodeck is 3d holographs and force fields.  Physical stuff is simulated with applied force


Well that aint good, imagine throughly enjoying the holowoman of your geek dreams when a power surge cause a certain area simulated with force fields to fluctuate.:eek:
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« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2005, 06:44:45 PM »
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Oh, thankyou.

If you die in one, do you die in real life? Or say I decided  to storm to the beaches at D-Day, could I go around killing everything in uber god mode ?
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« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2005, 06:56:21 PM »
well depends if the safety locks are on. They usually fail everytime the holodeck decides to go beserk though.
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« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2005, 07:00:27 PM »
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holodeck decides


It has a mind of its own!

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« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2005, 07:22:33 PM »
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Would the pearl necklace you just gave to your favorite holo-girl fall to the ground and scatter when you stopped the program?


Not if you gave her holopearls.

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« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2005, 07:40:14 PM »
Uhhh so who cleans up the mess when I'm finished with my 3 green chicks?

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« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2005, 07:40:28 PM »
dont worry, im sure if that holodecks were ever to become real there will be people like me around to tease you about never getting any of the real thing. but i would be glad because i would be getting your share, but i'd probably get that anyway.
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« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2005, 08:16:37 PM »
The trouble with Star Trek's holodecks is that they kept going wrong or were hijacked by aliens and became a threat to the ship. Frankly with that kind of record they would be switched off and locked in real life.  But I suppose the holodeck was simply a vehicle to go off on some tangental storyline.
The one episode I particularly liked was in 'Voyager' when the had to act out an entire episode of some 1930's Flash Gordon style 'folly upper' as they called them there. Captain Janeway as the the 'Spider Queen'. It was a hoot.

As for my holodeck fantasy. I liked Thrawn's suggestion combining the best of all  feel good vacations.

I imagine if there was a real holodeck. There would be pre-programmed games like we have now.  Adult games would cause huge controversary and probably be as rubbish as any porn video. Let's be honest is there any such thing as a PC sex game?  
Concerned parents would claim they are corrupting their children. The religious right would try to ban it. Ambitious politicians would condemn it and the media would sensationalise it.
You couldn't use real people because they would sue your ass:(  You might be able to get home made holos stolen from say, Pamela Anderson or Paris Hilton.:cool:

There would have to be huge safeguards, 'safety protocols' as they call them in Star Trek. If anyone as much as sprained a finger while re-enacting the Battle of Gettysburg. The manufacturer would be sued. :eek:  Heavy users would get holo syndrome or 'holohead'. Doctors would warn about restricting use to a few hours a week. The police would complain the criminals were using to rehearse crimes. Murderers would claim that they lost touch with reality and thought they were still in a holodeck or were inspired by a holodeck program.  

I think it would be just like we have now. There would be some holos made like movies. The difference is that you would be in it. Maybe taking part or just watching as if you were invisible. Others like games, first person shooters and simulators. There would be educational holos and of course the military would use it for training.  Historians would re-enact historical battles and then argue about the authenticity of the programming.

Oh yes, the technology changes but people don 't.

So I think you would use it the way you would use a PC or games console now.  In my case first person shooter, simulators and of course AH27.9 holo download. (Only 3779 gigs and a mere $15,000 a month).

I doubt it will happen soon. But we had something similar not long ago. Whatever happened to virtual reality. That was the next big thing several years ago. Where did it disappear to? It's gone like a holo character outside the holodeck

But there is one holo experience, I would like to experience.It's  a grass airfield on a sunny day with fluffy clouds and the lark singing overhead. My choice of aircraft lined up before me ready for me to fly. Only a few other people will be there on the airfield. All  attractive women wearing only a silk scarf  ready to swing my prop. aaaaaaaaawwww:aok
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« Reply #38 on: August 10, 2005, 08:59:25 PM »
A Stearman, a 450HP P&W Radial, a Blue Sky, and some beautiful Terrain.. Rockies, Grand Canyon, Hudson River Valley, the Willimette...

..and an Airshow. Barnstorming.

Goggles & Scarf.. ahhh, just once before I go... a Day in a Stearman.
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« Reply #39 on: August 10, 2005, 09:22:28 PM »
I'd recreate the battle of the Alamo with a Vulcan machine gun.

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« Reply #40 on: August 10, 2005, 10:58:45 PM »
How about take command of some F/A-18's and intercept the japanese forces on their way to attack Pearl Harbor. That would feel nice to egg a few of their carriers.
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« Reply #41 on: August 10, 2005, 11:05:33 PM »
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OK, so everything made in a holodeck ..can't leave the holodeck?

So, if you had a steak dinner in the holodeck, would you be hungry the second you left?

Would the pearl necklace you just gave to your favorite holo-girl fall to the ground and scatter when you stopped the program?




Or how about you ate some pretty funky food and after you entered the holodeck you had the a major dirahea attack to where every 10 minutes you had to say "Computer, add toilet."

Soooooooo........

3 days and about a million craps later, you say "Computer, end program." After you end it and since your crap is all 100% real, will it come raining down on your head??? "and I liberally use the word RAIN.":confused:
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