Author Topic: The return of St Santa  (Read 1267 times)

Offline Eagler

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« on: December 07, 2001, 07:25:00 AM »
seems like St Santa has graced us with his presence once again

can't say I missed his negativism but his toejame stirring grows on ya..

he did cause me to squelch one this morning b4 work with his Pearl Harbor comment which I found totally out of line..

Maybe he'd like to share it here with his bbs friends...
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2001, 09:18:00 AM »
LOL I didn't hear the comment you are referring to, Eagler, but I heard one Santa made about religeon that made me think, hmmm, that could be offensive to someone.

Santa hops in his FW190, flys up to his perch and starts typing away...

The devil is in that boy  :)
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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2001, 09:36:00 AM »
I like StSanta. He's an intelligent chain yanker...

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Of course, I only see what he posts here and what he does in the MA.  I know virtually nothing about the man.  I think its important for people to realize that we don't really know squat about each other.... definately not enough to use words like "hate".

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2001, 09:41:00 AM »
How'd StSanta escape the FDB's HQ footlocker?  Hmmmm... they'll be needing a new gimp now... I hear frenchy is looking for a new job.

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2001, 11:15:00 AM »
Lesee.

In sweeps some A6M's, which are valiantly destroyed by Mr StSanta himself, although the hero suffered a minor setback when his M16 was shot to pieces by a mad doctor.

Regardless of consisting of 3000 separated pieces, StSanta reupped and shot down another Zeke invader.

Our hero comments that that was a Blitzkrieg, based on the time it took for the attack to be broken up. The feeble enemy says it was in memory of Pearl Harbour.

With effortless elegance, the intrepid explorer comments:

"Ah, Yank Spank(ing) day. I like such days".

This comment shows the true nature of StSanta: a rabid evil person dedicated to destroy all things American: a person so devoid of humor that he'd never make a single joke, let alone let bad taste finds its way into the realms of his conscience. Surely, the intentions of this individual is clear: to ridicule all things holy, to without thoughts of others carry his own will forth in the world.

The statements made in many earlier posts regarding his support for the American people were clearly his attempt at humour: for surely he must jest, when he is capable of delivering such devastating statements as aforementioned. Surely his words describing his admiration for the American constitution was but lies, and his support for the American people after 9.11 nothing but putrid stinking dishonesty.

Aye, I say: our hero must be branded a terrorist and hunted down.

Heh yeah, I joke about holy things. Or rather, things considered holy by some. Clearly my comment today was related to AH: i.e the American are imperialistic pigdogs that must be shot down and killed, and then killed again three or four times.

Bad taste? Sure as hell. If it's holy, it's a valid target. I don't limit it to just American issues, although it's on those the reaction seem to be greatest.

Nice that I'm back from being the mushy Saint Santa, no?  :D

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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2001, 11:21:00 AM »
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"Ah, Yank Spank(ing) day. I like such days".

Leave it to the single guy to use yanking and spanking to describe ideal days.

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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2001, 03:15:00 PM »
yeah I like StSanta too.
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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2001, 04:24:00 PM »
He does have a rather large arse.

It makes it difficult to see cons when in formation with him.


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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2001, 04:29:00 PM »
I was there.

He badmouthed Americans, then he stared at my crotch and tried to grab it.
Then for some reason he started crying just like a scene from the beginning of Apocalypse Now

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2001, 04:36:00 PM »
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then he stared at my crotch and tried to grab it.

He chatted about this later on... he said he wasn't trying to grab your crotch, but rather to tap creamo on the shoulder and tell him he had perhaps the worst dandruff he'd ever seen.

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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2001, 05:48:00 PM »
Damnit, and why wasn't I invited?
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« Reply #11 on: December 08, 2001, 06:04:00 AM »
Octavius: we couldn't invite you: Animal had borrowed your gimp suit, and your leather g-strings were all soiled.

Maybe next time  :D

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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2001, 04:22:00 PM »
Hehhehheh HAHHAHH  WHHHOOOHOOOO!!

Gawd, thats funny chite!

Santa, pardon us amelicuns for taking ourselves too seriously at times.

And please, you may keep the condoms as a gift.

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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2001, 05:47:00 PM »
I can't see why you are all making light of this.  St. Santa, you aren't funny.  You are a bad bad bad bad, bad bad, bad bad bad bad bad, bad baaaad person.  You should be ashamed of yourself.  You make me sick...especially when you bend over wearing the studded leather g-string, but also when you douse yourself in Fatty's mom's perfume and pretend you're a woman.... what the hell was I walking about again?


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« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2001, 02:49:00 AM »
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