Just pokein some fun at the Waffles.
Note: This song is sung to the tune of I'm a lumberjack from Monty Python.
StSanta:
I'm a Luftwaffle, and I'm okay.
I play all night and I whine all day.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I eat my lunch.
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He eats his lunch.
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping
And has buttered scones for tea.
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I skip and jump.
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
StSanta:
I shoot down planes. I wear high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie,
Just like my dear Mama.
Luftwaffle Pilots of AH (in Chorus):
He shoots down planes. He wears high heels,
Suspendies, and a bra?!
He wishs he'd been a girlie,
Just like his dear Mama!
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okay.
He plays all night and he whines all day.
He's a Luftwaffle, and he's okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyyyyyy.
(Very Fast)He plays all night and he whines all day.