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Offline jEEZY

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« on: August 12, 2005, 09:52:06 AM »
Frankly put I am tired of working, I was wondering if any of our Scandinvian posters could let me know about immigration options for N. Americans.

I hear you guys have good looking women , and social system that would make unemployment a real option.

Anything I could do to make my application better?
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« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2005, 10:25:26 AM »
You might need to pick up a silly hat or two.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2005, 10:26:53 AM »
Horns on metal hats are not silly... in fact, they're pretty badass.
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« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2005, 10:29:14 AM »
I was thinking the gay sailer hat Nilson had on in that one pick.
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« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2005, 10:29:53 AM »
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Horns on metal hats are not silly... in fact, they're pretty badass.




If your a member of the village people.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #5 on: August 12, 2005, 11:23:45 AM »
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I was thinking the gay sailer hat Nilson had on in that one pick.


Gayness lies in the eyes of the beholder. :p
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: August 12, 2005, 11:30:11 AM »
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Originally posted by jEEZY
Frankly put I am tired of working, I was wondering if any of our Scandinvian posters could let me know about immigration options for N. Americans.

I hear you guys have good looking women , and social system that would make unemployment a real option.

Anything I could do to make my application better?


All you need is a clean police record, and a job that waits for you. You may need a few weeks in quarantene at the ariport kennel too.

Unemployment could be an option after you have worked for a few years and have been granted citizenship. You wont get enough to enjoy anything but enough for food and a place to live



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« Reply #7 on: August 12, 2005, 02:44:36 PM »
Are there any openings for people who speak "Southern Drawl" as teachers in the Norwegian or Swedish school systems? And what are your american football sports teams like? Do they have regular practices and like to beat up on the soccer players?

Also do you allow mobile homes with blocks under them and 5 old cars in the front lawn with three of them on blocks and the other two just sitting there with no body at all?

What about home made liquor....you know good old fashioned moonshine? Is it allowed in Norway or Sweden?
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« Reply #8 on: August 12, 2005, 03:15:46 PM »
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Are there any openings for people who speak "Southern Drawl" as teachers in the Norwegian or Swedish school systems? And what are your american football sports teams like? Do they have regular practices and like to beat up on the soccer players?

Also do you allow mobile homes with blocks under them and 5 old cars in the front lawn with three of them on blocks and the other two just sitting there with no body at all?

What about home made liquor....you know good old fashioned moonshine? Is it allowed in Norway or Sweden?


Cant speak for them dull sweedes but..

Many english schools here for forign kids with english as main language..

Only a few football teams, but yes.. they do like to beat up soccer dorks.

The mobile homes you mentioned are allowed some places but not recomended if you want to blend in or survive the winter.

Moonshine has been made here since pre-viking times so there are plenty around if you want that stuff.


Welcome to norway.
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2005, 04:38:59 PM »
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Welcome to norway.
Those same apply to Finland too. Not much "football" (more ice hockey, soccer etc), plenty of moonshine. English speaking people seem to get jobs as teachers.

The unemployment benefit here in Finland is around 400 euros per month minus taxes, leaving around 300 euros (~ $380), so you'd be better off working.

I don't know about the immigration options.. And the Finnish women aren't as famous as Swedish blondes (but we've got some nice ones here as well!). Maybe Sweden or Norway might fit the traditional Scandinavian image better. ;)
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #10 on: August 12, 2005, 04:52:00 PM »
Finland is not Scandinavia

I have seen some stunning Finnish wimmin so dont try to keep them all to yourself Panzzer.... we are not falling for that.
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« Reply #11 on: August 12, 2005, 05:07:31 PM »
Do you have to like that lutefish stuff to become a citizen?


They prolly have some secret clause that says you have to cover your whole body in it  and run around naked.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #12 on: August 12, 2005, 05:10:56 PM »
Yup... we tell that to all foreigners and they fall for it.
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« Reply #13 on: August 12, 2005, 05:19:29 PM »
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Finland is not Scandinavia


Are you sure HE knows it..
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« Reply #14 on: August 12, 2005, 05:21:15 PM »
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Are you sure HE knows it..



Not at all :lol


Sorry for spoiling it
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