Author Topic: Favourite Monty Python Quotes (Read 3195 times)

Curval · « **on:** December 10, 2001, 09:48:00 AM »

Anyone else a huge Python fan?

My favs:

From the Search for the Holy Grail:

King Arthur.."The lady of the Lake held aloft Excalibur...signifying by divine right that I 'Arthur' am King of the Britons"

Marxist Peasant.."Listen, strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme Executive Power derives from a mandate from the masses...not from some farsical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went 'round telling everyone I was King because some watery tart lobbed a sword at me they'd put me away!"

From, The Life of Brian

In the back of the crowd at the Sermon of the Mount, listening to Jesus.

Wife..."Did he just say 'Blessed are the cheesemakers?'"

Husband..."Well,I think he is referring to all manufacturers of dairy products dear."

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skernsk · « **Reply #1 on:** December 10, 2001, 10:15:00 AM »

Black Night -- "it's just a flesh wound...."

[ 12-10-2001: Message edited by: skernsk ]

Dune · « **Reply #2 on:** December 10, 2001, 10:20:00 AM »

French knights in SHG upon being asked to go on the search, "No thank you. We already have on..and it'saveeerry nice!".

Sox62 · « **Reply #3 on:** December 10, 2001, 10:37:00 AM »

"Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes."

Bluefish · « **Reply #4 on:** December 10, 2001, 10:49:00 AM »

This is a DEAD parrot; it is defunct!

Dead Man Flying · « **Reply #5 on:** December 10, 2001, 10:52:00 AM »

skernsk · « **Reply #6 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:05:00 AM »

"what behind the Rabbit?"

"IT IS THE RABBIT!"

"It's got long, sharp pointy teeth...."

fd ski · « **Reply #7 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:05:00 AM »

Aren't you gonna ask me why I said that ?

Why did you said that ?

Why do you think i said that ?

Interview... the best scetch ever !!! I wonder how come it never made it onto the colleciton tapes...

Udie · « **Reply #8 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:11:00 AM »

"Fishy Fishy Fishy.....Fish.
The fish that go where ever I did go"

From The meaning of life.

or...

"I'm Brian and my wife is Brian too!"

From the life of Brian

Broes · « **Reply #9 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:14:00 AM »

"We demand...... A SHRUBBERY!"

Broes

midnight Target · « **Reply #10 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:26:00 AM »

Your father was a Hamster, and your Mother smelled of elderberries!

Or was that the other way round?

Curval · « **Reply #11 on:** December 10, 2001, 11:56:00 AM »

and now for something completely different....

The Philosopher's Drinking Song:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy begger
Who could think you under the table,
David Hume could out-consume
Shoppenhaur and Hegel
and Witichstien was a beery swine,
Who was just as sloshed as Schlegel

There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed....

John Stuart Mill of his own free will
On 'alf a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say could stick it away
'alf a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
I drink therefore I am

Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker,
But a bugger when he's pissed

(The names are probably misspelled...sorry..but I did it from memory)

Fatty · « **Reply #12 on:** December 10, 2001, 12:02:00 PM »

I want to become a Lion Tamer!

Horn · « **Reply #13 on:** December 10, 2001, 12:07:00 PM »

RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!

dh

Beefcake · « **Reply #14 on:** December 10, 2001, 12:44:00 PM »

"She turned me into a newt...."

"A newt?!"

"Well I got better..."

I have a millon quotes, I love MP stuff.