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Offline Vulcan

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« on: August 16, 2005, 04:56:03 PM »
Stone the cows? Russia uses pot as animal feed
17 August 2005  

MOSCOW: Russia's long winter will just fly by for a herd of Russian cows which, a newspaper reported yesterday, will be fed confiscated marijuana over the cold months.


Drug workers said they adopted the unusual form of animal husbandry after they were forced to destroy the sunflowers and maize crops that the 40 tonnes of marijuana had been planted among, Novye Izvestia daily reported.

"There is simply no other way out. You see, the fields are planted with feed crops and if we remove it all the cows will have nothing to eat," a Federal Drugs Control Service spokeswoman for the Urals region of Sverdlovsk told the paper.

"I don't know what the milk will be like after this."

Drug use in Russia took off with the decline of the Soviet Union and police have been fighting drug smugglers - often shipping heroin from Afghanistan - for years.

Such large hauls are relatively common, although they are normally burned.

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« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2005, 05:02:45 PM »
I wonder if the steaks will be like "special brownies"?

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« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2005, 05:04:32 PM »
Doesn't McDonalds import beef from Russia?  If not, it makes a fun rumor.
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« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2005, 05:07:30 PM »
henh.. now this is different.

When I'm stoned, I can eat a whole cow...

now that the cows are stoned, will russians suddenly start gaining weight?
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« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2005, 05:07:56 PM »
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I wonder if the steaks will be like "special brownies"?


Negative. Once digested THC is rendered useless for its potency.(Absorbed through the blood stream)

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« Reply #5 on: August 24, 2005, 01:52:46 PM »
Finally found this picture, taken in a middle of Samara, 2003:



This stuff grows everywhere in and around Samara. At the suburbs it looks like bloody trees...

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« Reply #6 on: August 24, 2005, 01:58:08 PM »
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Doesn't McDonalds import beef from Russia?  If not, it makes a fun rumor.


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« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2005, 02:22:19 PM »
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Finally found this picture, taken in a middle of Samara, 2003:



This stuff grows everywhere in and around Samara. At the suburbs it looks like bloody trees...


Whost that good looking girl in the pic?

:)
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« Reply #8 on: August 24, 2005, 02:25:31 PM »
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Whost that good looking girl in the pic?
Perhaps it is Boroda, who has kept a wonderful secret from us all this time.

The jig is up, Borodina! :D
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« Reply #9 on: August 24, 2005, 02:29:22 PM »
Boroda!

You are beautiful!

And the plantlife!

Wanna marry me?? :D

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« Reply #10 on: August 24, 2005, 02:30:22 PM »
Free dope and free sex ?

Wow that's a wondefull place :)

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« Reply #11 on: August 24, 2005, 03:08:28 PM »
If it is boroda, I will move to russia now! Support her vodka consumption, and keep her walking to work, yet loving me!

:o :D


Or I'd go commie and they'd give her to me the less fortunate..
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« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2005, 03:21:06 PM »
i'd totally hit it :aok
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« Reply #13 on: August 24, 2005, 04:50:57 PM »
Sickos that girl cant be more than 12. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #14 on: August 24, 2005, 05:59:32 PM »
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Sickos that girl cant be more than 12. :rolleyes:


What are you, stoned?  :)