Author Topic: I am NOT responsible for the resulting Tard-Fest... (Read 1975 times)

Dowding · « **Reply #15 on:** February 26, 2001, 07:47:00 AM »

The lowest form of wit is sarcasm. But never-ending puns aren't that far behind.

Curly · « **Reply #16 on:** February 26, 2001, 07:56:00 AM »

But just think, somewhere are a few kids, picking thier nose and sqeezing some zits about to high five each other for making a grand old milk run!

You gotta figure that flying an easy mode bomber up to "nitrous high" levels, pretending to be bold and daring. Just to pork an undefended base. Lay money down they think this kind of work will puit hair on thier chests. I'm sure it beats doing geometry homework I reckon and it certainly keeps them off the streets where they could be doing a drive-by on thier Mongoose BMX bikes and paint-balling pedestrians.

Curly

Cobra · « **Reply #17 on:** February 26, 2001, 07:59:00 AM »

Dowding,
What Kieren said

Cobra

Ghosth · « **Reply #18 on:** February 26, 2001, 08:05:00 AM »

hehehehehe OK so the couple I came up with maybe were not all that funny. However several of you guys kept me in stitch's for half an hour at least.

<S>

Moose11 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 26, 2001, 09:22:00 AM »

Dude! Where's My Lanc?

And uh... Verm, it's the *Quest* for the Holy Grail!

Wanker · « **Reply #20 on:** February 26, 2001, 09:41:00 AM »

Hehe, Mighty1. Good one!

It may not have been all that funny, but it was infinately more fun than getting gang banged by the Rooks and Bish again.

CavemanJ · « **Reply #21 on:** February 26, 2001, 10:16:00 AM »

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Originally posted by Moose11:
Dude! Where's My Lanc?

And uh... Verm, it's the *Quest* for the Holy Grail!

Wouldna that be "Quest for the Holy Lancaster"?

Trell · « **Reply #22 on:** February 26, 2001, 10:23:00 AM »

The B17 were the work of us Sturmjaegers on squad night

was a lot of fun

hell even a couple of my squadies participated in the Lancaster jest. we had to do something on our long flight

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Trell
Sturmjaegers

loser · « **Reply #23 on:** February 26, 2001, 11:08:00 AM »

come on guys.. there were some pretty weak lanc comments.. but alot of them were hella funny!... who was that ? Angela Lancsbury?

oh yeah and roger on the something to do thing.. i was in there like flies on hrmmm.. as i was goonin 26

Kieren · « **Reply #24 on:** February 26, 2001, 11:18:00 AM »

Trell-

This wasn't lost on me at the time. I knew if we had that many talkative guys thinking up puns, we must have many more bombers in the air. My available time was drawing to a close, so I decided to exit after killing yet another high Lanc (this one was a beaut though- engine coughed dead just as I nailed it, and I had to glide 2 sectors to the nearest field! For once I was glad I caught one at 30K. Brought it in for a perfect landing on the runway.

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AKDejaVu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 26, 2001, 11:18:00 AM »

BUG, shame on you for inserting a pun when the thread is about parody lanc names

I have to call unauthorized use of pun and sentance you to 1 week in a C.205.

This whole thread inspired me when at the local video store. I picked up both "My name is lancaster" and "lancaster is still my name". Ah.. I love lancaster spagetti westerns.

AKDejaVu

Hangtime · « **Reply #26 on:** February 26, 2001, 04:30:00 PM »

LOL.. sorry I missed this one.

Sounds like yah all had a lanctastic time.

You fighter jocks fail to understand the lanconic tone of the lanctanic time investment required to get a lanc to lanctastic altitudes.. launches need to be scheduled in the previous time zone. Most pilots hang a calander over the ROC guage.

It takes a 109 about 9 min to grab to 30k.. a lanc gets there in 90 min if the cuddlinghunk lanc jock fergets the bombs. If he has eggs; he's up to 30k in 9 weeks. The lanc's so undergunned it's comical.. if yah let one get thru to yer HQ yah deserve to go blind fer the night.

"Lanc's out!"

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Hang
1st/AG "Bishlanders" << Recruiting!!
"Turn to kill, not to engage."
Commander 'Willie' Driscoll, USNR

Cobra · « **Reply #27 on:** February 26, 2001, 04:39:00 PM »

Lancelot Lanc, Secret Chimp was my favorite.

Brought back some funny memories.

Mata-Hairy...hehe got to lanc those chimps.

Cobra

BUG_EAF322 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 26, 2001, 05:04:00 PM »

A better punishment would be fly the C.202
untill u shoot down a lanny with it

iculus · « **Reply #29 on:** February 26, 2001, 05:13:00 PM »

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Originally posted by StSanta:
This must be an example of some odd form of American humour.

Any non US types really getting it?

some of us US folks don't get it....