Man... I was unfortunate enough to have the TV on a few Saturdays ago.
There was this reality type show on about ultimate fighting. These guys lived in a house, and they'd fight, and the loser had to go home.
Turns out, it was a marathon - they played the entire season.
It glued me. I didn't leave the house. By the end it was dark outside, and I was lying in the corner naked in the fetal position.
What a great show.