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Offline culero

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Top Ten things I think
« on: August 21, 2005, 09:49:22 AM »
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1) I think Silat secretly wants to have Bush's love child

2) I think FiLtH secretly wants nucular warfare in the MA

3) I think points R 4 dweebs

4) I think SaVaGe and Nash are the alternating personality swings of a schizophrenic

5) and for that matter I think all the Fat Drunk Bastards are one and the same person

6) While we're talking squads, I think the BKs all have a poop fetish

7) I think Deanna on RockstarINXS is teh bomb

8) I think yo momma is ugly and dresses you funny

9) I think Texas is the center of the Universe

10) I think I'll have breakfast now

culero (with apologies to Peter King)
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Offline AWMac

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« Reply #1 on: August 21, 2005, 09:53:38 AM »

Yes we can be fun....Please scratch my Butt.
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« Reply #2 on: August 21, 2005, 09:55:27 AM »
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9) I think Texas is the center of the Universe
 


  Well you got one out of the ten correct for sure. :)
  I`m also leaning towards going with number one. :)
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« Reply #3 on: August 21, 2005, 03:28:37 PM »
Gotta give ya credit you Texans.  You do have the hottest cheerleading squad in the whole NFL.

You do have some of the best deer and waterfowl hunting in the nation.

Other than that, be prepared to speak Spanish as your primary language within the next ten years.

Adios amigos
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« Reply #4 on: August 21, 2005, 03:35:52 PM »
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Other than that, be prepared to speak Spanish as your primary language within the next ten years.

Adios amigos


the hell with that. Im thinking they better be prepaired to be flying the Mexican National flag over the state capitol within the next 20.
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« Reply #5 on: August 21, 2005, 03:45:30 PM »
LOL  Dred!    


I want dibs on the whole Laguna Madre.
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« Reply #6 on: August 21, 2005, 06:00:33 PM »
We've been speaking Spanish the last couple of centuries, don't have a problem there...the flag thing, though, well, its been tried before ;)

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« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2005, 06:05:19 PM »
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We've been speaking Spanish the last couple of centuries, don't have a problem there...the flag thing, though, well, its been tried before ;)

culero


yea but now we have over 4000 mexicans hopping the border a day.  If that rate continues they could be there own majority in a few years.  Doesnt Texas still have in it's constitution the right to succeed?
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« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2005, 06:22:59 PM »
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7) I think Deanna on RockstarINXS is teh bomb


She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #9 on: August 21, 2005, 06:41:29 PM »
Little Johnny was at school and it was Thursday.  The teacher began class with a short quiz on the Alamo, and said the first three students who answered correctly could take Friday off.

First question was, who was the Mexican General that laid seige to the Alamo?

Suzy raised her hand and said "General Santa Ana."  "That is correct Suzy," says teacher, you may have tomorrow off.

Next question.  How many Mexican soldiers did Santa Ana have with him?

5000 says Billy.  "That's right Billy.  Take tomorrow off and have a nice weekend."

Before teacher can ask the next question, all of a sudden from the back of the room comes,

"WHERE THE HELL DID ALL THOSE MEXICANS COME FROM!!!???"    

"Who said that?!," exclaims the teacher  looking around the room.  

Little Johnny raises his hand and says "Davy Crockett.  See on Monday Teach.."



Les :cool:
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« Reply #10 on: August 21, 2005, 07:04:23 PM »
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She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)


I'll second and third that!
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« Reply #11 on: August 21, 2005, 07:09:14 PM »
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4) I think SaVaGe and Nash are the alternating personality swings of a schizophrenic

culero (with apologies to Peter King)




:rofl :rofl :rofl

culero knows how manic depressive  I can be. It confuses him, but he enjoys the confusion.

:D
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« Reply #12 on: August 21, 2005, 07:18:00 PM »
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She's alright... she's got nothing on Jordis Unga. ;)


I wasn't talking about how well they sing.

~drool~

culero ;)
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« Reply #13 on: August 21, 2005, 07:19:35 PM »
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Doesnt Texas still have in it's constitution the right to succeed?


We're succeeding just fine, thanks very much :D

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« Reply #14 on: August 21, 2005, 07:50:16 PM »
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We're succeeding just fine, thanks very much :D

culero (never could resist a vulch)


yea but isn't it true?
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