Ah, those crazy Christian fundamentalists...
Wacky, those guys.
But, it turns out, most helpful when it comes to winning an election.
Guess what? You signed a deal with the devil.
And the Devil? He aint some punk like T. Soprano, chucking your useless self off of a boat with cement boots or bouncing your head off of a kitchen floor. It's cruel, but at least it's personal.
No... This guy, the devil, he is way different.
Like the cop who uses the arrested punk to get at the next higher up, who then snitches on the next higher up, to get at the next higher up.... Well, the next thing ya know the whole entire thing goes down in flames.
In this case, we aint talking about a drug ring. We're talking about a great country.
Lets not even pretend that these guys didn't know what they were doing. If you think Bush and Rove are all "Praise be to Jesus" then I am telling you - real estate folks and swamp owners nation-wide want your phone number.
They invited them in, used em up, and are horrified now because they never even considered the possibility that THEY AREN'T GOING AWAY.
Man, this is Shakespearean comedy if you tilt your head at the right angle.