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Offline Schutt

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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2005, 03:16:26 AM »
I like azuls definition, im a noobtard with tracers on and a fable to attack aa guns (deadly trait i fear)
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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2005, 05:11:44 AM »
You forgot the 'plain stupid' category - The ones that fly with tracers on or, more often, tracers off. Usually in a slow, underdog,  high-eny plane. They end up in a multiple vs one and have fun evading for some time. Inevitable they get shot on a regular basis.
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Offline TheThang

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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2005, 06:15:45 AM »
Im a furball/noob =) Ill happily fight anyone but i will run if it gets to bad.
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Offline SkyWolf

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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2005, 06:57:27 AM »
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Originally posted by Schatzi
You forgot the 'plain stupid' category - The ones that fly with tracers on or, more often, tracers off. Usually in a slow, underdog,  high-eny plane. They end up in a multiple vs one and have fun evading for some time. Inevitable they get shot on a regular basis.



That would be me.
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Offline Azul32

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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2005, 11:13:18 AM »
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Originally posted by Wmaker
Hmm...

You call people Dweebs who out maneuver, out think and out shoot you? :confused:


Like I said in my first post this was all done in good fun. There is so much name calling going on in the MA I thought I would put a little definition to those names. If you fall under the category of Dweeb, you are to be respected and feared.:)

But yes in my world I would call them a Dweeb. These guys have been playing this game for years and have learned all the ins and outs of it. More than likely putting in alot of time learning it to. So if sitting hours on end playing a computer game isnt a Dweeb you tell me what is.

So the next time someone calls me a Dweeb im going to tell them that I am still a Tard I have not gradiated to Dweebdon yet:D

P.S. The Monkey post was great. Keep em coming guys its interesting to see what everyone ranks themselves at
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Offline Murdr

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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2005, 11:42:31 AM »
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Originally posted by SuperDud
I think we need 2 more categories:

1) Timid
2) Toolshed hero

Under the convention I reposted Timid=class 3, Toolsheder =class 2.  Guess I will always be partial to those classifications.  After all there were hundreds of players involved in it, and over 1100 posted rankings.
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Offline Mustaine

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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2005, 03:30:06 PM »
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Originally posted by Schatzi
You forgot the 'plain stupid' category - The ones that fly with tracers on or, more often, tracers off. Usually in a slow, underdog,  high-eny plane. They end up in a multiple vs one and have fun evading for some time. Inevitable they get shot on a regular basis.
hey! i resemble that remark :mad:

:lol
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Offline SkyTex

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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2005, 03:54:02 PM »
you also forgot the mighty rolling armored divisions killing anything they can get a gun on without all the dweebtardery.
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2005, 04:24:27 PM »
I think of myself highly so I think am a dweeb lol, but in spit9 ! even worse
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2005, 06:19:14 PM »
THen there is Point Monkey...
the monkey that grabs bannanas
and does it without the honor
of a regular monkey...
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Offline Shaky

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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2005, 08:06:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Chitownflyer
THen there is Point Monkey...
the monkey that grabs bannanas
and does it without the honor
of a regular monkey...



Ho had it covered :)

Look way up there, see that fuzzy lil dot? That there's a Vulcher Monkey.
High above the crowd, with a 10K alt advantage on next week, they float.
Looking for the unsuspecting or hurtin climber, sporting k/ds over 8000 and
k/ss around .0125, their motto is - "where there's smoke... we fire! (but
only after the monkey that caused the smoke has been kilt first".
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« Reply #26 on: August 26, 2005, 03:17:39 PM »
I think there is one more classifation.  The "Old Fart".  We are the ones who come to play and have fun.  Points and kills are nice, taking bases is good.  We also can be so-so to good at flying, but most often have more bad days than good ones.  What we do learn, we have  a hard time remembering the next day, so we learn it again.  We have the time to spend on the computer and may even have a "super" computer, but that just doesn't make us good.  So we trudge along and do the best we can, when we can.  So the next time you run across an Old Fart, you never know if it is a good day or a bad one, be careful because we just don't care if you shoot us down.  We shall return!:cool:

I'm a proud member of the O.F.O.A.:D
« Last Edit: August 26, 2005, 03:19:58 PM by Gato »
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Offline Azul32

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« Reply #27 on: August 26, 2005, 06:26:51 PM »
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I'm a proud member of the O.F.O.A.:D


OK i will bite. What is O.F.O.A????? Old Farts of America????
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Offline Gato

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« Reply #28 on: August 26, 2005, 06:31:31 PM »
You got it Azul.  We have members all over the place.  We also have a lot more who act it, but are not members.  We have to try and keep you youngsters in line and ready to take our places when the time comes. hehe;) :D
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Offline Don

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« Reply #29 on: August 26, 2005, 07:24:34 PM »
How bout a Tard for asking? :rofl
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