Author Topic: so my buddy whos computer i am working on... (Read 836 times)

Mustaine · « **on:** August 23, 2005, 10:07:03 PM »

has his digital camera sitting there hooked up.

well i am setting up his PC because we just got rid of AOHELL and they got cable.

im setting up a firewall, MS antispyware, and other stuff, you know the whole "security" deal on this dell they got.

anyway, i unhooked the camera, so it would not interfere with anything, as i was doing alot of reboots and uninstalls and junk...

it "turns on" and the photo album shows up on the LCD...

first picture is a CLOSE UP of his wives genetalia

i scramble to find the "off" button before he gets back in the room, and turn it off, but nowi am in a major dilema

do i tell him what i saw, or just ignore it, and inwardly chuckle whenever i am over there and see his wife

anyway, not really looking for advise on this one, just wanted to share the story, and give you all a heads up about touching others digital cameras

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:25:45 PM »

Reminds me of when our band got to Savannah Georgia to play a show, and we crashed at an old friend of the bass player's.

He was this Jersey dude that was apparently an old stoner in high school, who cleaned up and joined the military to become an Apache helicopter pilot fighting in - ironically - the war on drugs, mostly.

He gave us the tour of his base - which was very cool. Long enough runway for the space shuttle to land on, he said.

Anyways... I was jonesin' for some computer time when we got back to his house. Turns out he was an AOLer. Well, I'm kind of a bastard, and went searching for his porn - 'cuz I just KNEW he had some. Sure enough, I found a folder with reams of it. Nasty stuff too... not yer typical red-blooded wholesome variety smut. No, we're talkin' weird.

I'm scratching my head now at how I screwed his computer so horribly up, but I did. He knew squat about computers, but needed me to fix it. At first he grew red-faced and said forget it. Because he knew that I knew that he knew that I saw the porn.

So he tinkered around a bit by himself. But he couldn't do it. He reluctantly asked me to come back and fix it, knowing full well that the porn was gonna pop back up into plain view right in front of us.

That was an ackward moment.

He didn't say a thing, I didn't say a thing.

Some things ya just don't say.

The moral of the story is that whatever happens on the computer, stays on the computer.

Hawklore · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:27:43 PM »

How good of a friend?

Hint at it...

Tell him he needs to keep his sacred stuff safe...

Chairboy · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2005, 10:45:33 PM »

Like any red-blooded american, I've got jigabytes of the stuff. It turns out that my wife found part of it weeks ago and is just now telling me.

...because she is bored with it now because she saw it all. So I'm told that I've got to move the rest of the collection over to where she can access it.

Life is occasionally exciting, strange, and various combinations of the two.

Tarmac · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:19:15 PM »

Set it as his desktop background.

Chairboy · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:31:47 PM »

Oooh, or set his background and homepage to goatse.cx. At least, one of the mirrors.

Russian · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2005, 11:43:36 PM »

LOL. When I fix computers, I don’t even look at those places where users usually think their porn is safe. But its funny to look at reaction when I get “close” to it.

Sandman · « **Reply #7 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:10:18 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by Chairboy
Like any red-blooded american, I've got jigabytes of the stuff. It turns out that my wife found part of it weeks ago and is just now telling me.

...because she is bored with it now because she saw it all. So I'm told that I've got to move the rest of the collection over to where she can access it.

Life is occasionally exciting, strange, and various combinations of the two.

LOL

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #8 on:** August 24, 2005, 12:45:53 AM »

Well how do you know for sure it was his wife and not some chatroom chick he may be having webcamsex with?

If it shows her face and he was a good friend I'd bust both their chops about it.

If it doesnt then Im not positive its his wife and I'd say nothing.

Divorces start that way and then guess who the bad guy will be?

Unless you have the hots for his wife and dont particularly care about his friendship. Then show her and let her get her revenge..with you. Cause your now such a great friend of hers and all.

SOB · « **Reply #9 on:** August 24, 2005, 01:18:01 AM »

The only classy thing to do in this situation is to take a picture of your wang and leave it on the camera for him to find while thumbing through wifey pics.

Steve · « **Reply #10 on:** August 24, 2005, 01:24:45 AM »

Send yourself a copy of the pic, photoshop it w/ your corresponding male parts mating w/ hers.... send it back to him.

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #11 on:** August 24, 2005, 01:41:29 AM »

When I go to a clients computer, doing search is always a funny moment. Sometimes the client can't find a crucial document and I have to use the file search to find it.

Usually pr0n pops up from internet cache and can make them quite embarrassed. Even though we see only titles of the pictures, not the pics themselves. There have been two extremes: One time I went to an electric constructor company and had to access the presidents desktop. He had a full screen close-up picture of a womans bellybutton as a desktop wallpaper. Good one too. I can tell you that I had a hard time locating the icon of our software which was located litl bit left of her labia.

Then another extreme was when I went to another presidents computer and did a search. The guy was old and conservative looking. When I started search, he mentioned behind me: I don't have any porn there or anything. And he was right.

I just wondered how he guessed this was one of the typical things that accidentaly popped up with the job and the search. Maybe he saw my smug grin when I pressed the search.

eagl · « **Reply #12 on:** August 24, 2005, 02:02:52 AM »

Good question... How did you know it was his wife? Did you recognize it from personal experience? Or maybe a description you'd heard?

I say copy it, create a slideshow, and put it on the intardnet. That's where home porn belongs

SOB's suggestion is the fighter pilot's solution whenever a camera is found laying around.

Nilsen · « **Reply #13 on:** August 24, 2005, 02:49:18 AM »

This is why the rule in our house is that all the nasty pics of the missius are stored on a pendrive and sits in the safe.. No copies are ever stored on the harddrive.

Siaf__csf · « **Reply #14 on:** August 24, 2005, 03:28:27 AM »

What are you saving them for? Potential divorce / harassment?

Or do you keep fond memories of times when the missus still opened them legs for your pleasure?