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Offline rabbidrabbit

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« on: August 25, 2005, 10:24:35 AM »
OLE & LENA ARE VACATIONING AT THIS POSH RESORT IN DULUTH.  OLE GOES INTO THE  SAUNA WHERE TWO FOREIGN BUSINESSMEN WERE SITTING NAKED. SUDDENLY THERE WAS  A BEEPING SOUND. THE GERMAN PRESSED HIS FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. OLE  LOOKED AT HIM QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER,", HE SAID, I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM." A FEW MINUTES LATER A PHONE RANG. THE JAPANESE FELLOW LIFTED HIS PALM TO HIS EAR.  WHEN HE FINISHED HE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND. OLE FELT DECIDEDLY LOW TECH,  NOT TO BE OUTDONE, HE DECIDED HE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.  HE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.  HE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HIS BEHIND. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HIM.  OLE FINALLY SAID..."VELL BY GOLLY, VILL YA LOOK AT DAT,  I'M GETTING A FAX.

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« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2005, 01:52:53 PM »
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland.

Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.

He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.

The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.

As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, "Who is that man going into the barn?"

"That fellow traveling through," said the farmer. "needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn."

The daughter said, "Perhaps he is hungry.." So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.

About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.

The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn, and she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly.

She also headed straight to bed.

The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.

When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears.

"How could he leave without even saying good-bye," she cried. "We made such passionate love last night!"

"What?" shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.

The farmer screamed up at him, "I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!"

The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....

"ILAIDTHEOLDLADEETOO"

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2005, 02:11:33 PM »
oh cod that was annoying rabbit...

you need to kill that caps lock button

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« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2005, 03:17:27 PM »
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oh cod that was annoying rabbit...

you need to kill that caps lock button
o commone... you norse love dem ole 'n lena jokes. my mother and grandmother even had books of them from sweden, laughing at you norweigians :aok :p
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« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2005, 03:20:14 PM »
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o commone... you norse love dem ole 'n lena jokes. my mother and grandmother even had books of them from sweden, laughing at you norweigians :aok :p


Careful or ill send Thor to kick your ass! :cool:

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« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2005, 03:24:01 PM »
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Careful or ill send Thor to kick your ass! :cool:
i'll send my king to rear end you :p
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« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2005, 03:43:04 PM »
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i'll send my king to rear end you :p


Thor beats King

Odin rear ends your Queen

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« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2005, 03:53:12 PM »
not one norse figure beats my princess Madeline

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« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2005, 04:06:08 PM »
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not one norse figure beats my princess Madeline

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We dont want to beat her..
We will make her a trell and steal her land..