Laser... umm... Of all the things I've seen Seagoon joke about, religion doesn't seem to be one of the things about which he casually jests. I think that perhaps you do him a disservice by making light of his closely held beliefs.
If I'm wrong, so it goes, but this doesn't quack like a joke, so show some respect please. I may not agree with him on matters religion, but I'll not look down my nose at his beliefs.