As some of you may remember, I retired from teaching in the public school system last year and took a job working with juvenile delinquents.
What with my retirement check and new job income my take home pay took a dramatic (for me) upswing. Upgrades in my home environment and materialistic symbols of masculinity now lay within my grasp.
Specifically, it seemed that in the near future, when the Blazer was paid off, I would be able to purchase my first full-sized pickup in nearly two decades. Nothing fancy, mind, for I'm not given to extravagant displays of wealth. Just a base Chevy Silverado, regular cab, with 2-wheel drive, Vortec 4300 v-6 engine, Air-conditioning, CD player, cruise control, tilt-wheel, automatic, OnStar, power-door locks, power windows, leather seats, foglamps, Deep-tinted Solar-Ray glass, chrome wheels, with dark blue metallic paint job.
With gas at a comfortable $1.59 a gallon...I could live with that level of vehicular simplicity.
Then the price of crude went to $55 a barrel...........and I found myself being forced to ratchet my dream down a notch.
A Chevrolet Colorado was a perfectly sensible alternative. Yeah...I could live with that.
$65 dollars a barrel..........and the dream was cut back a bit further........a truck was out of the question......something with better fuel economy was demanded..................... ..think "Toyota Corolla."
$70 a barrel.......aw crap....I might have to buy a Toyota Echo.
I'll never forgive you for this Exxon. A day of reckoning is coming. Never stop looking over your shoulder......it might take years.......but I got lots of patience.