"My brother and me always said drowning in beer would be like heaven, eh. But now he's not here, I got two soakers...this isn't heaven....this SUCKS!"
"My brother's gots a bleedin nose your honour."
"Clerk, bring him a tissue"
"Beauty Clarke...thanks eh."
"Take off...I'm not getting in that truck...your gonna crash it."
"No way, eh. This is a BEER truck."
"Oh, right....."
"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you."