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Offline DREDIOCK

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« on: September 06, 2005, 03:29:13 PM »
Oh so true!

Words Women use

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.


LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"


THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.



WHATEVER

It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2005, 03:32:10 PM »
Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2005, 03:40:54 PM »
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Originally posted by Sandman
Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."


not in those words. with men its usually like

"Who you talking watermelon to?"

LOL

Actually with women and my wife in particular

"What did you mean by that"
"Well thats not the way you said it"
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2005, 04:04:07 PM »
Marriage is a mug's game.

BTDT, living alone for 10 years - never better.
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2005, 04:11:35 PM »
Funny stuff.  Glad I have never heard any of that from my Wife.  Does it really happen (I am sure it does,.while there is truth in all legends, just how much truth is there)?
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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2005, 04:18:21 PM »
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Think about it... search your memories and try to recall if once, just once a man has ever said to you, "I don't like your tone."


My music teacher....
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2005, 04:27:33 PM »
LOL, ok now ill know what to say. :lol:


You guys know the difference between a diplomate and a lady?





If a diplomate says "yes", he means "maybe".
If a he says "maybe" he means "no".
If he says "no" - hes no real diplomate.


If a Lady says "no", she means "maybe".
If she says "maybe", she means "yes".
If she says "yes" - shes no real Lady.
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2005, 05:59:37 PM »
Skuzzy, who are you trying to kid?

Methinks you have been spending to much time around numpties and microwaves.:D

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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2005, 06:02:41 PM »
So RTR, when did you meet my neighbors? :D

I am serious about this.  My Wife has never used those types of expressions on me.  It would be a violation of Rule #4 and #5.  :)
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2005, 06:03:53 PM »
:lol
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Offline RTR

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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2005, 06:18:31 PM »
ROFL!

Skuzzy, she's obviously a rare bird. Guess ya better hang on to her. Give her a hug from the rest of us down trodden SOB's will ya?

Do you think If I post those rules in my house it would help?
(eh, maybe not. T'would probably just get me hoisted by mine own petard).
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« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2005, 06:32:43 PM »
How about...

"That's different."

Or

"Well that's different."


Used when you are drawing up some obvious comparison.
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« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2005, 06:57:33 PM »
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So RTR, when did you meet my neighbors? :D

I am serious about this.  My Wife has never used those types of expressions on me.  It would be a violation of Rule #4 and #5.  :)


Is she inflatable?
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2005, 09:07:24 PM »
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5- Flamebaiting, trolling, or posting to incite or annoy is not allowed.


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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2005, 10:14:02 PM »
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Is she inflatable?


So... this guy goes to one of those adult stores.

He asks, "Do you have any inflatable love dolls?"

The clerk answers, "Yes, do you want male or female?"

"Female"

"Blonde, brunette, or redhead?"

"Blonde"

"Christian or Muslim?"

"Christian or Muslim? What's the difference?"

"The Muslim dolls blow themselves up."

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