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Offline Silat

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« on: September 07, 2005, 04:55:54 PM »
Bill's all excited about his new rifle. So, he goes bear hunting in Alaska.

The first bear he sees is a little brown bear, and he kills it with his
first shot. There is a tap on his shoulder, and he turns around to see a big black bear. The black bear says, "You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex." Bill bends over for the bear. He's sore for 2 days, but he recovers and vows revenge.

Bill heads out on another trip to Alaska and he finds the black bear and kills him. At that moment there is a tap on his shoulder. A huge grizzly is standing right behind him. The grizzly says, "That was a big mistake. You've got 2 choices, "Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
Bill bends over. He survives, but he's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover, and, he's outraged!

Sure enough, he heads back to Alaska and finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range.

There's a tap on his shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear, and the polar bear says, "You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?"
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Offline Sp4de

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2005, 05:02:04 PM »
I dont get it:huh

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2005, 05:06:02 PM »
That's because you don't really subscribe to Playgirl for the articles, do you?
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Offline FiLtH

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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2005, 07:35:25 PM »
Spade spade spade.  You sweet innocent child.  Dreamers of the dream.

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Offline RTR

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2005, 10:09:33 PM »
Ummmm..Spade, you don't really come here for the jokes, do you?

;)

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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2005, 04:29:54 AM »
Silat,

LOL!!!:rofl
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2005, 05:00:55 AM »
ROFL Silat :rofl

Offline WilldCrd

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« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2005, 05:27:06 AM »
LOL good one:aok
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« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2005, 04:04:14 PM »
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The brown bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices...  Either I maul you to death or we have sex."  

After considering briefly, Frank decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Frank soon recovered and vowed revenge.

He headed out on another trip where he found the brown bear and shot it.  Right after, there as was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Frank. That was my cousin and you've got two choices.  Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."

Again, Frank thought it was better to cooperate.

Although he survived, it took several months before Frank finally recovered.  Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and shot it. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Frank, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2005, 04:16:27 PM »
ok?:confused:

Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2005, 04:38:22 PM »
I don't get it.  :confused:
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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2005, 04:39:42 PM »
same joke just worded different
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2005, 08:47:01 PM »
I dont quite get it the 2nd time around either...

Offline Geary420

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2005, 08:53:45 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Gunthr
I don't get it.  :confused:


Frank goes to the woods becuase he likes bear sex, not bear hunting.......