Send me some money so I can open an account for you here, and then you can use my account to transfer the money to you when it arrives. All I need is a simple limited banking power of attorney, a photocopy of a utility bill showing your name and address, and your account number, in addition to the check.
The bank I have to use requires $5,000 minimum to open the account due to the international transfer requirement. It's usually $10,000 but if you get the check to me by the end of next week then you won't miss the special offer.