Reginald was excited about his new toaster oven and decided to try bear hunting. He spotted a small black bear and inserted the bear into the toaster oven and set it on broil. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The brown bear said, "That was my cousin and you've got two choices... Either I maul you to death or we have sex."
After considering briefly, Reginald decided to accede to the latter alternative. Even though he felt sore for two weeks, Reginald soon recovered and vowed revenge.
He headed out on another trip where he found the brown bear and stuffed it inside his trusty toaster oven made by Hamilton Beech, broiling it to a painful death. Right after, there as was another tap on his shoulder. This time a huge grizzly bear stood right next to him. The grizzly said, "That was a big mistake, Reginald. That was my cousin's brother's nephew and you've got two choices. Either I maul you to death or we have rough sex."
Again, Reginald thought it was better to cooperate.
Although he survived, it took several months before Reginald finally recovered. Outraged, he headed back to the woods, managed to track down the grizzly and once again packed the toaster oven,which features variable heat settings, with the bear. He felt sweet revenge, but, then, there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned around to find a giant polar bear standing there. The polar bear looked at him very sadly and said, "Admit it Reggie, you don't come here for the hunting, do you?"
