Since many of the Dems I have known over the years seem to see themselves as modern-day Robin Hoods, I thought I'd write them a little theme song for the 2008 elections:
(with apologies...)
(To be Sung as a Duet)
"I'm Robin Hood from yonder wood, with my little bow and arrow!
I miss with ease, three out of threes, with my little bow and arrow!"
"I'm Little John, I've never gone on the road that's straight and narrow!
I get my pound, of what's around, with my little bow and arrow!"
"Two busy little men are we, giving your gold away!"
"We take from the wicked..."
"...and give to the good..."
and go happily on our way!"
"When days are rough, we ain't so tough, with our little bow and arrow!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, we scare no foes, with our little bow and arrow!"