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Offline Sundiver

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« on: September 09, 2005, 04:59:54 PM »
An electricity pole inspector. Yes, there really is such a thing. Man drives around on an ATV all day and inspects every single electricity pole to insure they are in good shape, no termites, ants, cracks etc.

Had no idea such a position existed till he came tooling up my drive today.

Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2005, 12:07:18 AM »
Took me almost 44 years to figure out what I wanted to be when I grew up.

 a kid again
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2005, 01:22:27 AM »
Peter North


the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$

Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2005, 01:50:21 AM »
A woman's bicycle seat.

Offline SOB

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« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2005, 02:08:46 AM »
Your wish is granted!  You are now Rosie O'Donnel's bicycle seat.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2005, 02:12:08 AM »
:rofl  SOB

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« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2005, 02:26:14 AM »
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Your wish is granted!  You are now Rosie O'Donnel's bicycle seat.


Name ONE TIME that woman has been on a bicycle!  :cool:

Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2005, 06:40:05 AM »
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Name ONE TIME that woman has been on a bicycle!  :cool:


The time that someone removed the seat. :eek:

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« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2005, 11:49:30 AM »
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Peter North



Ok but Peter North like pole sitting:D

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« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2005, 12:35:51 PM »
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ONE OF THE HARVESTERS OF THE SEA!

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« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2005, 12:37:58 PM »
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Ok but Peter North like pole sitting:D


Yep he's a peter-puffer.

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« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2005, 01:05:52 PM »
when i grow up i want to work for boeing so i can surf the internet all day long!
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Offline hyena426

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« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2005, 01:18:05 PM »
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a toys are us kid?


btw good luck on getting that job..they mostly give those jobs to old guys who are about to retire..my cousin works for the electric company..and if old guys dont get it..minorites or girls will get them..kinda like the flagger jobs they took from the old guys..lol

Offline SOB

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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2005, 02:36:06 PM »
Well, then, you don't wanna grow up, 'cause if you did...you wouldn't be a toys'r'us kid.
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Offline Thrawn

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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2005, 02:54:43 PM »
A seal clubber.