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Offline Hawklore

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Happy Birthday Boroda!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2005, 10:21:29 PM »
Happy Birthday!!

Hope you didn't get too wasted!

:)
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« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2005, 09:22:33 AM »
Thank you, guys! :)

Damn, three days of drinking is too much even for my well-trained liver :)

Estel drived me to work, my hands still tremble, i found a bottle of beer in a fridge and that's why i'm still alive. And a pack of "Belomor", helps to clear my head from alcohol haze...

Started to celebrate on Friday. It all looks like a disaster chronicles, with fistfights and vodka pouring at a speed of sound.  We had one friend attacked by three idiots who said he's an "American supporter", all three got nice facial massage, no losses on our side.

Had a party at my flat yesterday, another proof to an old wisdom: "It doesn't mater how much vodka you buy - you always have to run to the corner-shop twice". That Azerbaijanian guys who own a closest shop get at least 30% of their total sales from me and my friends :)

I am 33 now, and the most usefull wish I got was "Please, don't start to preach" :)

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« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2005, 09:25:51 AM »
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Still hasn't checked in. Must've been a hellova night.


My cellular provider is extremely successfull in turning a cell-phone into a digital pager, I only get SMS like "you have been called from an unknown number". :(

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« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2005, 01:00:29 PM »
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My cellular provider is extremely successfull in turning a cell-phone into a digital pager, I only get SMS like "you have been called from an unknown number". :(


# I called from would've shown up at 001234567890


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« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2005, 01:15:03 PM »
Yep 001234567890 same number I had also...recording in three languages, Russian, English and a French one stating that they "Surrender".  :D


Happy Birthday Comrade, now where is microfilm?


Boris this you hear Pushkin?
Shhhhh, Da Natasha, you have squrriel?
Squrriel? Vatt Squrriel???  I was on Moose!!!
Nyet!!! You Squrriel!  I vas snatch Moose!!!!

*to be continued*

Let the Vodka flow!


Happy BirthDay!

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« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2005, 01:26:36 PM »
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Originally posted by AWMac
Yep 001234567890 same number I had also...recording in three languages, Russian, English and a French one stating that they "Surrender".  :D


Happy Birthday Comrade, now where is microfilm?


Boris this you hear Pushkin?
Shhhhh, Da Natasha, you have squrriel?
Squrriel? Vatt Squrriel???  I was on Moose!!!
Nyet!!! You Squrriel!  I vas snatch Moose!!!!

*to be continued*

Let the Vodka flow!


Happy BirthDay!

:aok


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the best cure for "wife ack" is to deploy chaff:    $...$$....$....$$$.....$ .....$$$.....$ ....$$