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Offline RTR

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« on: September 13, 2005, 06:52:50 PM »
Post'em here folks. This one ain't gonna last long, so get'em in quick.

I'll start.

"Here we go, we're at it again
we're moving out, we're moving in.

The prettiest girl I ever saw,
was sipping bourbon, through a straw.

I picked her up, I layed her down
her pretty blond hair,
 lay all around.


erm.....okay, it ain't fit for public viewing from here, so use yer imagination.

Next

:D

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Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2005, 06:59:17 PM »
Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his privates three.

BEER BEER BEER said the privates,
Marry old men are we.

None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.

Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his Corporals three.

"Hup Two Three" said the Corporals
"BEER BEER BEER" said the privates,
Marry old men are we.

None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.

Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his Sergeants three.



None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.

Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his Staff-Sergeants three.

"we do all the work" Said the Staff-Sergeants
"That's a crock" Said the Sergeants
"Hup Two Three" said the Corporals
"BEER BEER BEER" said the privates,
Marry old men are we.

None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.

Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his Staff-Luetenents three.

"I'm so lost" said the Leuys
"we do all the work" Said the Staff-Sergeants
"That's a crock" Said the Sergeants
"Hup Two Three" said the Corporals
"BEER BEER BEER" said the privates,
Marry old men are we.

None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.

Chesty puller was a grand ole man was a grand ol man was he.
He called for his wife he called for his pipe he called for his Staff-Captians three.

"Where's my Desk" Said the Capt.
"I'm so lost" said the Leuys
"we do all the work" Said the Staff-Sergeants
"That's a crock" Said the Sergeants
"Hup Two Three" said the Corporals
"BEER BEER BEER" said the privates,
Marry old men are we.

None so fair that they can compare to Marine Corps infantry.


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Offline RTR

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« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2005, 07:28:11 PM »
heh.
Gunslinger, good one, and it has the ability to be published on this board.

Wish all mine were.

The next one for me that comes to mind just about can't be put here.

As a matter of fact, this is all that can be safely put here.

"Oh Nelly, put your belly close to mine"

LOL, damn, I need to learn or remember some cleaner ditty's.

At any rate,

<> Sir from one military soul to another (although mine is retired) and may you always be holding the pointy end forward.

cheers,
RTR
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« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2005, 07:49:38 PM »
Got some, but can't post em. It would be a breach of the impregnable rule 16 barrier.

Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2005, 08:01:48 PM »
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Originally posted by RTR
heh.
Gunslinger, good one, and it has the ability to be published on this board.

Wish all mine were.

The next one for me that comes to mind just about can't be put here.

As a matter of fact, this is all that can be safely put here.

"Oh Nelly, put your belly close to mine"

LOL, damn, I need to learn or remember some cleaner ditty's.

At any rate,

<> Sir from one military soul to another (although mine is retired) and may you always be holding the pointy end forward.

cheers,
RTR


"and drive it home drive it home"

I remember that one well.

One of my personal favorites:
Quote
Yellow Ribbon


Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon.
She wore it in the springtime and in the month of May.
And if you ask her why the hell she wore it.
She wore it for that young Marine so far, far away.

(Chorus)

Far Away
Far Away.
She wore it for that young Marines so far, far away.  

Around the block she pushed the baby carriage.
She pushed it in the spring time and in the month of may.
And if you ask her why the hell she pushed it.
She pushed it for that young Marine so far, far away.

(Chorus)

Above the door, her daddy kept a shotgun.
He kept it in the springtime and in the month of May.
And if you ask him why the hell he kept it.
He kept it for that young Marine so far, far away.

(Chorus)      

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« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2005, 08:19:25 PM »
Ya know, there is a history here that can't be told to most,.

When I was in the airforce, the big threat was Warsaw.

Spent my whole (almost) military career looking across the iron curtain.

I was still in Germany when the wall came down. It was a pretty amazing time in our world. Thousands of refugees (and there is no other word for them).

I will never forget what it took to make that happen, and I will always be proud that I was a part of what made that happen (as well as my Brother who was RCN and my Father who was RCAF when it was still a force tobe recon'd with).

Even today, wit our antiquated equipement, I believe that our soldiers and airmen are the best in the world. I say that out of experience.

<> Sir.

RTR
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