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Offline nirvana

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« on: September 14, 2005, 06:16:58 PM »
Who want's my vote?  I'll be 18 just in time to vote and i'm thinking about doing a write in unless I see someone who is particularly well suited for the job in my opinion.  They should really have a "none of the above" box though, then if over half the voters say "none of the above" there is a reelection with all diferent candidates.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2005, 06:32:52 PM »
I wouldn't mind being elected president.

With my moniker, at least I couldn't be accused of covering my ass.

I would resign as soon as my pension was fully vested and then write my memoirs.

It's just my running mate choice that is critical.
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Offline Toad

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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2005, 06:46:58 PM »
No worries, Holden.

I'll be your Veep.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2005, 07:10:45 PM »
Okay Toad... you're on the short list along with Jenna Jameson.

If I get fellated in the oval office it's gonna be from a babe with some experience.

My choice for FEMA chair will be Ben Affleck.  Going by his last several movies he knows disasters.
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Offline ASTAC

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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2005, 07:26:10 PM »
Once I convince the military that the government is evil and needs to be overthrown, your silly elections will be meaningless.
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Offline Rafe35

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« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2005, 12:42:51 AM »
Nilsen For PRESIDENT '08

No Taxes on Beer!!!  Vote Nilsen for PRESIDENT '08!  :D
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Offline Simaril

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« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2005, 07:58:26 AM »
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Originally posted by Rafe35
Nilsen For PRESIDENT '08

No Taxes on Beer!!!  Vote Nilsen for PRESIDENT '08!  :D


Nah. How could we possibly vote for someone who doesnt know what a scupper is?
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Offline lazs2

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« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2005, 08:03:00 AM »
If you just want to throw away your vote but are unhappy with bigger and bigger government then vote libertarian.

lazs
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2005, 08:31:23 AM »
You'll probably just end up throwing your vote away voting for Democrat or Republican. I definitely would have this past election.
-SW
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2005, 06:24:00 PM »
I don't like the idea of voting for who you dislike the least and then having to run to the bathroom to throw up.  At least i'm voting, because VOTE OR DIE!


Who's going to gun down Diddy?  He didn't vote, he needs to die.
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Offline Silat

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« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2005, 06:38:04 PM »
If elected I promise you absolutely nothing.
Dont ask me any questions about my stance on things as that would be to personal.
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Offline eagl

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« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2005, 02:56:22 AM »
McCain-Clinton
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« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2005, 07:21:11 AM »
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Originally posted by lazs2
If you just want to throw away your vote but are unhappy with bigger and bigger government then vote libertarian.

lazs


Vote for Nader. Your vote is meaningless and it helps the Republican
Party!
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