Author Topic: The Devils Rejects (Read 385 times)

Gunslinger · « **on:** September 17, 2005, 12:02:48 AM »

I did like "house of 1000 corpses" but this movie out right sucked.......OK it had some good artistic/visual stuff in it and it tried to be a really good modern day B horror movie, but it sucked.

Rob Zombie just didn't do it right in this. It moved SLOOOOOOOWW through almost the whole movie. The begining looked promising but sitting through the middle to get to the end is a waist of time.

That's my review.....don't rent it wait for it on cable when you are so bored and wondering what could make you more bored

Nash · « **Reply #1 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:08:08 AM »

What is your secret?

Bottle it if you can. Cha ching.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #2 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:11:39 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash
What is your secret?

Bottle it if you can. Cha ching.

just a pinch a brown sugar!;)

Nash · « **Reply #3 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:15:14 AM »

Ahh Brown Sugar.

"Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in New Orleans.
Scarred old slaver know he’s doin’ alright.
Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should
A-huh"

Ain't that something.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #4 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:19:15 AM »

have you seen this movie? did you like it? If yes were you sober?

EDIT:

Yes that is somthing. It also adds to every BBQ sauce with a little bit of vinager.

Nash · « **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:22:01 AM »

Yeah I did see it and yes, I was sober.... I didn't like it. So okay, that's my review.

Sandman · « **Reply #6 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:28:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Ahh Brown Sugar.

"Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields,
Sold in a market down in New Orleans.
Scarred old slaver know he’s doin’ alright.
Hear him whip the women just around midnight.
Ah brown sugar how come you taste so good
(a-ha) brown sugar, just like a young girl should
A-huh"

Ain't that something.

Imagine the Rolling Stones had never recorded that song... do you think there would be outrage if they did it today?

Gunslinger · « **Reply #7 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:30:59 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Imagine the Rolling Stones had never recorded that song... do you think there would be outrage if they did it today?

depends....and I'm being honest today.....if they were a band into politics or that just speaked out against bush......NO there'd be little outrage. Those that speak out against Bush seem to get a pass when it comes to "sensativity issues" again I'm being totaly honest here.

Otherwise some black group would complain and it would be news for a week and MAYBE tarnish their record.

sandy did you see this movie? It really did suck.

Nash · « **Reply #8 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:33:45 AM »

That song was the first song I ever played live in a band. Grade 7 sock hop. We did that song, plus Stairway to Heaven and a few ACDC songs. Got me laid for the first time.

Yeah Sandman. For sure.

Not because history is any different... History doesn't change. But because we do. It hits close to the bone now.

Sandman · « **Reply #9 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:38:53 AM »

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Originally posted by Gunslinger

sandy did you see this movie? It really did suck.

Not a chance. I don't believe for a second that Rob Zombie could write and direct a film that's anything more than B-movie trash.

Mr. Zombie want's to flex that self-indulgence muscle while Hollywood is hellbent to pander to the younger generation by basically polishing turds with the name of someone recognizable.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #10 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:49:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Not a chance. I don't believe for a second that Rob Zombie could write and direct a film that's anything more than B-movie trash.

Mr. Zombie want's to flex that self-indulgence muscle while Hollywood is hellbent to pander to the younger generation by basically polishing turds with the name of someone recognizable.

It had all the makings of a good classic "b type horror movie" but it just moved SOOOOO FRIGGEN SLOW. it sucked and was predictable.

Sandman · « **Reply #11 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:50:01 AM »

Except the good classic B type horror movies were made 25+ years ago.

Godzilla · « **Reply #12 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:52:43 AM »

Rob Zombie's music is retarded, why should anyone expect a movie directed by him to be any good?

The Stones had a few good songs. Sympathy for the Devil, Satisfaction, 19th Nervous Breakdown, Angie, Jumping Jack Flash, It's Only Rock'n roll, a couple of others.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #13 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:55:02 AM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Except the good classic B type horror movies were made 25+ years ago.

Yes and it would be a nice change of pace to see a good horror flich that didn't follow todays "rules" that could please today's crowds that looked and felt like a 70s horror flick. He failed miserable.

I liked zombies music and even liked "house of 1000 corpses" cause it felt like zombie but this movie fell so short on so many levels.

Godzilla · « **Reply #14 on:** September 17, 2005, 12:58:29 AM »

"You were still in school
When you had that fool
Who really messed your mind.
And after that you turned your back
On treating people kind.
On our first trip
I tried so hard to rearrange your mind.
But after while I realized you were disarranging mine."

not bad.