Well it`s time to get a little problem out in the open before you, yourself are caught off guard in time of emergency.
This subject is rarely, if ever discussed unless it is in secluded areas with someone you are absolutely sure you can trust. Even then, it is discussed in hushed, quiet, near conspiracy tones. It has or will effect all of us at one time or another and I think we should be prepared for the event.
OK, here`s the scenario.
It`s early morning and you have gotten up to have a little quiet and relaxing time to yourself. You make a pot of Joe, grab a cup, fire up Ole Sniff And Snort to cruise the BBS. Somewhere, usualy around the second cup, you get the feeling and know the time is near. You start feeling the laxative effects of coffee. You are pretty sure you can hold off till you get that "one more reply" in that just has to be done.
By this time warning bells are going off. Sirens are wailing in your head and you make THE DASH.
Here is where the big problem starts. You discover that.... Charmin has left the building. You realize in a flash what the one item was you forgot on the list at your last trip to the store.
What do you do? Are you prepared for such an emergency?
This has been an ongoing problem ever since Sears And Roebuck quit publishing there dictionary size catalog.
Newspaper you say? Yea, but then you have to deal with the ink residue if it`s a black and white page. Using the color section of the funnies just don`t seem right. It just don`t sit well doing such a thing to Snoopy, Garfield and the gang, does it?
So let`s here some ideas. This problem needs solving. It needs solving NOW!