Oh Bugger!!

[Clownie]

most of you will know that i am not the best of pilots. i am definitely not bad, but im not an ace either. well tonight, i started with a little over 230 perks. i have never been in a 262 before in ma, and decided that even with a low perk bonus (price being 228.7 perks at the time), that i would have a go, as we had air superiority over 32. i thought id fly around a bit, bnz some noob, and land. so i up on the runway, just as some toolshed dude in b17's takes off. i sneezed, and accidentally mashed my hand on the keyboard, unfortunately hitting the n key, or f or b, or a combination of the fire buttons i saw the tracers travel in theyre short arc, and as i saw them plunge into the bastard b17 ahead, a little wimper squeezed out of my mouth, oh bugger!

next thing, i hear a roar of cannon hits on my plane, and my watering eyes were greeted by a whole load of blinking bases on the clipboard.  

i guess im gonna find a silly 152 to waste my last 3.92 perks on:cry

[jaxxo]

dont feel bad..some guys have like 20,000 perks and never use them..i been playin for 4 years and i use em as soon as i get em..thats what they are for. i would recommend some da or ta time though so u get used crashing..and know what not to do before u waste em

[Furball]

wish i could give you some perks, that sucks.

[SFCHONDO]

He just needs to NOT Sneeze while flying is all..  
Might want to buy a clean air filter for your computer room, so you have clean (sneeze free) air to breath.

[doobs]

booze and perks  baaaaddddd combo,

need to be able to lock them when I'm drinking,

so they basically would be locked all the time.

[Meatwad]

Onetime I got bored and upped a 262 to vulch a base

[SkyChimp]

omg Reminds me about my perks:cry


Don't feel bad i die in 262's all the time was playin with a plane and hit a mt hehe. Then i get a studder on my bro comp and crash. Then i just want to crash.(just to waste perks who needs um)



<-can't remember how many i had i think it was 2000fighter 360 bomber and 9 gv (died alot in tiger)

[SKJohn]

Originally posted by Clownie

i guess im gonna find a silly 152 to waste my last 3.92 perks on:cry

The Cessna?!

[SkyChimp]

Originally posted by TW9
quick ways to get perks is to fly with country that has the lowest numbers and fly nothing but high eny planes.. my suggestions would be the p38g for dogfighting/vulching whatever and hurricanes to kill gvs with.... also another quick way is to up Churri's from hot bases that are getting vulched somewhat but not bad enough to where u cant get up and ho everthing in sight..

cc got 500+ perks in one night with 38g thing racks up perks.

[lasersailor184]

Hehe.  I got one better.  One night my squad is on it's way to capture a base NOE.  I volunteered for goon duty.  The town is down and I'm just about to go feet dry.  Then I feel it.

The worst feeling in the world.

My nose wants to sneeze.

I violently sneeze.  In the process, I push the stick forward and gloriously nose dive and cartwheel onto land, a good mile or two out of a completely flat town.

****.

[Clownie]

thx for the advice man:aok

[cav58d]

About two months ago I came on @ 3 am or so after a night of drinking....Some reason rooks had a ridicilous #'s advantage and 262's were like 300 perks...

I ended up crashing two in a row on take off...dont worry

[mussie]

I lost an ar234 to a puffy ack hit. Got an engine fire on the first ping

[straffo]

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Hehe.  I got one better.  One night my squad is on it's way to capture a base NOE.  I volunteered for goon duty.  The town is down and I'm just about to go feet dry.  Then I feel it.

The worst feeling in the world.

My nose wants to sneeze.

I violently sneeze.  In the process, I push the stick forward and gloriously nose dive and cartwheel onto land, a good mile or two out of a completely flat town.

****.

got once a event close to your ... in a 262 at low level inverted and fast (fast even for a 262) sneeze == pull up ...

The other one involved joking with a squadmate doing stupid (and fast) acrobatic ... since the FAA don't want me in a 262

[BigGun]

Originally posted by lasersailor184
Hehe.  I got one better.  One night my squad is on it's way to capture a base NOE.  I volunteered for goon duty.  The town is down and I'm just about to go feet dry.  Then I feel it.

The worst feeling in the world.

My nose wants to sneeze.

I violently sneeze.  In the process, I push the stick forward and gloriously nose dive and cartwheel onto land, a good mile or two out of a completely flat town.

****.

Reminds me of when BGBmaw was flyin goon on the deck in water...i came behind..low...gave quick check 6 & short burst over his shoulder...end result was he crashed when reacting...ruined the mission base capture thingy...but was funny regardless.